One Direction Prefrences

prank calls

Niall:

As he dials the number, he signaled you to go as Harry answers it. "Hello?" "Yes, hello," you deepened your voice, "is this Harry Styles?" "Um, last time I checked, yes." "Well then, congratulations!" "For what?" "For winning the award for…um." "For having curly hair!" Niall whispered, as you — without thinking — repeated it to Harry. "Wow," Harry gasped. "Never knew there was an award for having curly hair." "Uh, better believe it!" you continued. "But I do have one question," he paused. "Is there an award for being who have blond hair? ‘Cuz my friend, Niall, who is really rubbish at prank calling people, would be an excellent choice."

Louis:

"Hello, Mr. Horan," Louis greets, disguising his voice. "Who’s this?" Niall questions, as you try to hold your giggles. "My name is Prince Bapalapashamalamadingdong, along with my wife, Princess Bapalapashamalamadingdong." "So, Prince Bapalapash—," he sighs in frustration. "Why are you calling?" "Well, you see my wife, who is a crazy One Direction fan, would love it if you could sing at her birthday party." "Fuck, wow — I-I mean, yeah! That’d be great. When is it?" "Um," Louis pauses, "…February 29th?" "Okay, so, Febru—HEY WAIT A MINUTE." "Hang up, hang up, hang up, Louis!" you laughed, as he quickly ended the phone call.

Zayn:

"Ready?" You responded with a nod, as he quickly dials Liam’s number. "Hello!" you speak into the cellphone as Liam responds, "Hi!" "Are you ready for this, Mr. Payne?" "W-what?" "Because you’ve just won… a brand new car!" "Woah, really?" "Yes, really!" Hearing his cheers on the other end, you wait for him to answer — but instead, footsteps are heard coming toward you and Zayn. "Hey guys!" he smiles. "Guess who just won a car?"

Harry:

"Okay, I swear, (Y/N), this will be the best prank ever." He punched in Louis’ number, waiting for an answer. "Hello, sir!" he exclaimed, attempting to hide his snickering. "Um, hello? Who’s calling?" "I, erm, fix fridges and their problems. So, I’m checking around for broken fridges, you see. Is your refrigerator running?" "Erm, I think so," Louis mutters. "Well…YOU BETTER CATCH IT!" He bursts into laughter, as Louis sighs. "I swear, Harry. I’m starting to believe Anne was lying when she said you had a ‘comedic streak.’"

Liam:

"OH MY GOSH!" Liam squealed into the phone, pretending to be a fan. "I love you so much, Zayn, that’s it’s not, like, even funny." At the end of the line, a raspy voice responds. "Oh, um, thank you?" Liam continues, "Like, no problem, Zayn. In fact, you are per-fect." A sigh is heard, again from his line. "Liam Payne, you really have to work on disguising your voice — or should I say, Leeroy?"