big meanie👽 : considering the fact that you're the love of my life, i'd say it's exactly what you deserve to be told every single day
lil brat👅 : ily
big meanie👽 : love you too mia
big meanie👽 : i gotta go do soundcheck but hopefully i can talk to you for a little bit after okay?
lil brat👅 : ight go do your thing spooky jim
big meanie👽 : spooKy as FRIck
big meanie👽 : make sure you send me a picture of your ironically slutty costume
big meanie👽 : and also
big meanie👽 : make sure everyone knows you're engaged so i don't have to fly across the world to beat someone up
lil brat👅 : will do
lil brat👅 : same goes for you jish
big meanie👽 : that might be hard
big meanie👽 : if you haven't noticed, i am v attractive
lil brat👅 : and modest
big meanie👽 : yeah that too
big meanie👽 : ok now i really have to go
big meanie👽 : text you later baby
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"put your fucking hands where i can see them, bitch!"
mia's lips form a broad gin as zach stands in the doorway of her apartment, a fake plastic gun pointing towards her.
"wow," she drawls out, looking him up and down. "love your costume."
zach slowly pulls his aviator sunglasses away from his eyes, a frown creasing his brow as he realizes him and mia are in almost identical police officer costumes. "oh fuck you," he says with a roll of his eyes. "i basically invented the term 'slutty cop' after that one time i got my way out a traffic ticket by sucking--"
"okay i really, really didn't need to know that," objects mia with a raised hand.
the male shrugs his shoulders innocently while strutting into mia's apartment, the sound of his leather black boots clicking against the floor. from the waistband holster of his navy blue costume, he pulls out a cherry lollipop and sticks it into his mouth.
"so, are we taking shots before the club, or?"
mia rolls her eyes and shuts the apartment door. "i almost forgot how much of a diva you are."
"oh, sweetie," laughs zach. "how could you forget?"
( here's a picture of mia's costume btw yes bitch slay )
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