I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Yet again, a filler! XD

"...I'm sorry but, what?" the calm boy asks with a 'dafuq' look.

I shrug, "You'll get used to me, especially once your out of this hotel."

"Hotel?" Haku sweat drops.

"Yeah, people keep trying to book her in here so to her, it's a hotel." a random guard passing by smirks.

"Not my fault..." I pout.

"Technically it is." he calls and I gain an anime vein on my forehead so I do the only logical thing to do in a moment like this.

I threw it at him.

...what?

Don't sweat drop at me!

Please don't!

....STAP IT!

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"You should really be sent to jail for six months...you're lucky to only be in here for the night." the ANUB cop told me and walked away from my cell leaving me anime crying.

"PLEASE!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I LOVE YOU!!!" I called and I could actually see his eye twitching. "I WANNA JOIN THE ANUB!!!"

"Like Kakashi will let you." the guy said with a snigger.

"Well, Kakashi isn't gonna be taking care of me anymore." I grin and cross my arms over my chest. "Fido-sensei or...my brother is! Plus, I ain't going to no Sound Village!"

...technically I'm going but I'll be escaping and stuff sooooo....

I'm just trying to see if this guy will let me join the cops!!

I know, weird right? Ha ha!

Lian, criminal (sorta) wanting to join the ANUB Black Opps.

.....oh wait, the guy left....

"Well, dang..." I mutter and lean against the wall of my cell and slid down it. "...I'm bored..."

(Five minutes later)

"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I 'sang' "I BELIEVE I CAN TOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHH THE SKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"STOP!!!! SINGING!!!!!"

"NEVER!!!!" I cheer and sigh, "NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!

"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID IT!!!!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?!! JUST LET HER GO!!!

"WHAT?!"

"YOU HEARD ME!!! RELEASE HER!!! WE CAN DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES LATER!!! JUST GET!!! HER!!! OUT!!!!"

"YES SIR!!!"

(ten seconds later)

"Bye guys!!! See you later!!!" I wave as they literally kick me outta the jail. "Wee!!!

"....finally...." the two prison guards sighed while I saw behind them BL laughing her ass off.

I get off the ground and dust myself off and begin to walk to Ichiraku's. It's actually not that late...sun's still up and everything...

When I arrive, guess who's there?

Surprise

Surprise

NARUTO!

"Hey bro. What'd you do today?" I asked as I lay money on the table then got my order taken.

"Still trying that summoning...what about you?" Naruto asked.

"Got sent to jail..." I mutter causing him to choke on his ramen as I calmly eat down my ramen, "It's nothing much...."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!?!?!?" Naruto yelled shaking my shoulders.

"I didn't do much, I just threw a sweat drop at a security guard who is one of my many MANY self proclaimed uncles." I say, "I don't even know half my uncles...sheesh..."

Me and Naruto finished our ramen while he totally technically interrogated me. If I never answered a question he was raise the ramen bowl above me head and I would have to answer to be able to get it back...

...he's a bully...

Not really, he's my best friend!

"How long is it to the final exam?" I asked as we walked away from the ramen stand.

"...hmm...two weeks now..." Naruto blinked looking up into the sky.

"Wow, it's gone pretty quickly..." I shrug.

"...yip..." my bro nods.

"....we can't act normal if we try!" I grin.

"We're just too special!"

"True that!"

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Heyo PSYCHOPATH LOVERS!! Yeah, yeah. Whatever...

I don't really care that there's a lot of fillers cause they will all come together to create the awesome chuunin exam finals!!!!!!!

YAH!!!! XD CAN'T WAIT!!!

OH!! BY THE WAY!!!

I've been given tones of homework already and blah!!! TT-TT

I think my teachers get together and be all like:

'Hmm...when should we give out the project?'

'Well, we should give them the project and essay to do on the same day!'

'And I, the evil maths teacher, will hand them out impossible homework so it will not be done on time!'

'MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!'

......you can imagine that, can't you?

so, COMMENT VOTE FAN

PSYCHOAPTH OUT!!