Chapter 59

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"How's your emu bite?" 😂 I said.
"It's fine now baby 😂" said Weston.
"That's good 😂" I said.
We got back to the house and we put on hoodies and sweatpants.
"Guys, I think it's growing" said Brandon.
"Um.... What.... 😂" I said.
"Uhm haha nvm" said Brandon.
"Let's go make babies, pick a partner, I choose Bailey" said Weston.
"Um... Weston 😂 I love you but, let's wait 😂" I said while laughing.
"BAHAGAGGAHA OKAYYYY" said Weston.
I walked into the kitchen to grab a glass of water and I saw someone twerking in my backyard. This time... It was an old man!
I called Weston into the kitchen so he could look.
"Oh gosh. We are gonna have to go through this all over again" said Weston.
"I know" 😂 I said trying not to laugh.
I ran out to the backyard and I tapped the guys shoulder.
"Excuse me, what are you doing in my backyard?" I said.
"IM TWERKING" the man yelled.
"WANNA PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!" Said the man.
"Um... No.... And by any chance are you married to some old lady that calls people blues clues and caillou?" I said.
"Why yes, I am" said the man.
"That explains a lot" I said.
"WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU WRINKLY LITTLE MAIL BOX" the man yelled.
The man smacked me in the boob.
"HEY KEEP YOUR BUNGALOWS TO YOUR SELF" yelled Weston.
"NO MOMMY" yelled the old man.
"YES DADDY" I yelled.
"Isn't he your daddy?" Said the old man.
"Yes 😂" I said laughing.
Weston blushed and started laughing.
"IM GOING TO SHOVE MY CANE UP SOMEONES BUTT. READY- SET- GO!" The man yelled as he ran into my house.
"YOU'RE BAD!" I yelled.
The man looked at me and stuck up his middle finger.

\\Sophia's POV//

I saw some wrinkly man run into my house and he was making duck noises.
"Um you're not allowed to do that" said Jacob.

\\Bailey's POV//

"Shhh, you are going to wake up the brown floor" said the man.
"Bailey...." Yelled Sophia.
"Yeah?" I said.
"What did you do?" 😂 said Sophia
"Idk he just ran into our house" I said while laughing.
"I WANT A RUBBER DUCKY!" The man yelled as he sat on Hunter's lap and started bouncing.
"BOUNCY!" The man yelled.
"OH MY LORD." Hunter said disgusted.
"SHUT IT SISTER BEAR, THIS IS A FUN RIDE" I yelled.
"OUCH! YOU JUST CRUSHED MY HENRY WITH YOUR CANE!" Yelled Hunter.
"Good" said the man.
The man got up and left.
"What the hell did I just experience" said Hunter.
"Nightmares" I said.

(The Next Day)

We went for a walk and sat on a hill. It was chilly. The breeze was nice though. We all sat on the hill and laughed for hours on end. 😂
I gazed into Weston's brown eyes brown eyes.
I wanna marry him. He's the one. I thought.
"I love you beautiful" said Weston.
"I love you too cutie" I said smiling.
The winds grew stronger and Weston and I fell down. 😂
"Oh golly" said Weston.
Weston pecked my lips and he helped me up.
A few hours later, it was night time and Weston grabbed my face and kissed me again.

*skip to senior year* 😏❤️
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Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been very active today. 😁
Good Night! ❤️
~Bailey 😘

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