Chapter 50

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We left pump it up, and we went back home. As we were all getting out of the car, we heard something in the trunk. It was a banging noise.
We opened the trunk, and it was the old lady...
"DUDE YOU FOLLOWED US HOME?" I yelled.
"YES I DID CAILLOU" she yelled.
"Don't call her that" said Sophia.
"STOP IT TINKY WINKY!" she yelled.
"Shut up wrinkly paper bag" said Hunter.
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH BOB THE BUILDER!!!" She yelled.
"Let's go in the backyard...." I said.
The old lady stuck her butt in the pool.
"OH MY GOODNESS! I THINK THE LITTLE EINSTEIN'S ROCKET SHIP WENT UP MY BUTT!!" She yelled.
"You need to go to therapy..." said Sophia.
"I'm going back to the nursing home! BUH BYE!" She said as her wheel chair blasted off into space.
We all looked at each other in shock, and we started laughing.
"Wth was that?" 😂😂.. I said.
"She literally just flew a way in a wheel chair... 😂😭 I CANT 😂😂" said Sophia.
We went inside and grabbed a ton of food.
"Netflix??" I said.
"Duh..." Said Sophia.
We turned on the human centipede...
"EW WTH" said Jacob.
"THATS NASTY" yelled Heaven.
"I wanna look away, but I can't!" Said Brandon.
"Bailey... Do you seriously watch this stuff if your free time?" Said Hunter.
"Um 😂" I said.
"Baby girl, how do you watch this?" 😂 said Weston.
"I usually don't 😂 I just need noise playing in the background so I don't feel lonely while I'm playing on my phone" I said.
"PUT ON FREAKIN CINDERELLA TO HAVE BACKGROUND NOISE!" 😂 said Jacob.
"Stop it, Mom!" I yelled.
"Bailey......." 😂 said Jacob.
"EW BAILEY! TURN IT OFF NOW!" Sophia yelled.
"UGHHH fine!" I said.
We watched G.B.F instead 😂.
Everyone slept over again.
My grandma was sleepwalking AGAIN.
This time, she brought a speaker down stairs and put on "the macerana".
I seriously wanna know how she does that while she's asleep 😂.
"TAMPON BOY!!" She yelled as she was charging towards Hunter.
She tried to start a conga line.
Hunter got freaked out and went over by Sophia.
LET'S PLAY BERENSTAIN  BEARS!!!" She yelled as she kicked a lamp over.
"Is she drunk or sleepwalking?" Said Brandon.
"Probably both" I said.
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Uhm HAHAHAHAH Hi!
~Bailey

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