Chapter 55

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Sophia and Heaven started making the frosting.
I grabbed a handful and I threw it at Weston's face, and then I licked it off.
"BAILEY" 😂 yelled Weston.
"Ummm hehe, I love you... 😂" I said.
"Love you too 😂" said Weston.
*ding dong*
"I'll get it!" Yelled Sophia.
"Hey Corrine! Hey Blake!" Said Sophia.
"Hey!" They said.
"Come on in!" Said Sophia.
"What are you guys doing?" Said Corrine.
"We're trying to make a cake 😂" I said.
"Oh 😂" said Corrine.
We walked down stairs and we saw the old lady in the basement.... (FUCK NOT AGAIN)

\\The Old Lady's POV//

I snuck into the house again. Muhahahahah.
"OH MY GOSH!!!! ITS THE CONDOM AND TAMPON WEARERS!!!" I yelled.
They all starred at me in horror.
"Lady, what is your deal??" Said Weston.
"SHUT UP! BAD KITTY" I yelled.
I stated doing back bends up the stairs.
"DON'T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN AYEEEE" I yelled.
"MY BOOBS ARE FREEZING! I THINK MY NIPPLES ARE GOING TO FALL OFF!" I yelled.
"STOP IT!" I yelled.
"Can you pluck the butt hairs out of my ass please?" I said.
"OH HELL NO, YA NASTY" yelled Hunter.
"Guys, let's just ignore her" said Bailey.
"YOU CANT IGNORE ME YOU PURPLE TURTLE" I yelled.

\\Bailey's POV//

We took the lady back to pump it up so she could go down the slide. 😂
Hopefully this time she will spit out her dentures at someone else.
We got back to my house and we heard the ice cream truck. We saw some guy running naked down the street, just so he could catch it.
We bought our ice cream, and sat in my front yard.
"Bailey...." Said Weston.
"Yeah?" I said.
"I love you" said Weston.
"I love you too" I said.
"Bailey... I can see your thong" said Brandon.
"Why are you even looking?" I said.
"Guys always look at girls butts." Said Brandon.
"Weston looks at yours, Sophia's, Heavens, and Jasmine's." Said Brandon.
"Weston 😂!!" I said.
"Ugh. I can't help it." Said Weston.
"GOD DAMNIT ITS TOO MOIST" yelled my neighbor.
"STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PENIS" Weston yelled.
The guy came over to us and.....

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Hey guys. 😂 sorry for the weird ass chapter but 😂😂😂 I had writers block earlier 😂 (THANK YOU Heaven_59  for helping me figure out what to write!)
TBH. IM SO MAD.
1. My charger broke
2. My Pringles are gone.
3. My fuckin charger broke and now I have to use a 3 inch charger and it doesn't reach all the way up to my bed and my new one doesn't get here until Thursday. But ahaha enough of my personal problems. Lol sorry 😂❤️
I love you guys! 💕
~Bailey

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