VexDeathmoon asks:
"NOO! WHY YA GOTTA GO FOR HER! (no offense, I just REALLY like CBS)
*mumbles* I couldn't give two sh*ts what ya did to me.... I'd probably be into it...."
Me: *tilts head in confusion* What?
CBS: *chuckles as he backs away from me* Don't worry sheila. Oi'm not just aftah her. Oi think threesomes are fun.
Me: *smirks* Sounds like a good time.
All the mercs: What?!
Me: *laughs* I've said before I like kinky stuff... didn't I...?
Trishiplier528 asks:
"Here's the question. CBS I WUV YOU SO MUCH!!!! *runs to CBS and hugs him*"
CBS: *smiles and hugs back surprisingly gently, then pulls away*
PrincessMedic asks:
"Hello CBS what would you do for a Klondike bar? :3"
CBS: oi'd rip open someone's chest, tear out their heart, and take a bit out of their beating heart.
Me: *takes a step back*
love4music24 asks:
"*grits teeth, mumbles* okay, m..monsieur CBS, which one of the mercs d..do you prefer m..most? so basically w..who wouldnt you k..kill? Well at least not f..first..... *holds hands behind back*"
CBS: *points a thumb at me* This sheila roight 'ere. If yer talkin' 'bout the guys, probably Snoiper. It's just 'cause it's loike killin' moiself almost. But to be honest oi'd kill all of them in a blink of an eye.
Me: You can try.
CBS: *smiles at me*
BrookieBeserkBerry asks:
"Do you live in a van like Sniper? Is it black with satin sheets? Something tells me its black. If you even have a van-"
CBS: *chuckles* No. Oi live out in the woods in a cabin. It's a noice cabin. And actually, moi sheets are a crimson red ta hoide the blood easier. That way oi don't have ta clean it often.
Me: Ew.
CBS: Wot? Disturbing?
Me: Pfft. No. I just wouldn't want to catch a disease from that.
CBS: *leans over and whispers* Actually, moi sheets are patterned. Oi loike ta keep moi house clean.
Me: *whispers* Ohhhh.
Mercs: What did he say.
Me: Nothing. Next question.
ILOVECOOKIES221B asks:
"*breaks hold on Brooke and walks up to CBS and grabs his coller* Now liisten here buddy, you hurt my furend iin sh@pe w@y or form your goiing two bee my next murder viictum, iim very much lookiing forw@rd two kiilliing you.
1) II liike your h@t Btw
2) Iim t@kiing your knife *steals knife*"
CBS: *chuckles*
Me: Nooo. *pushes you 2 apart* Calm down. It's okay.
CBS: You think oi'm hot huh? *you realize your no longer holding the knife, and it's in CBS's hands again* Sorry. Oi koinda loike this knoife. *puts it back in it's sheath* Now if you have more questions, go a'ead and ask 'em.
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