Dating and Hobbies and Stuff

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UnknownFicz asks:

"x3 I feel awkward asking dis ...... Sniper are you...interested in dating people?*hides behind wall* or are you too kawaii ;~;"

Sniper: *chuckles* Yeah. Oi am. 

Me: AND HE'S KAWAII!

Sniper: *laughs*

mysticfairy16 asks:

"XDDD The pick up lines!!! They got me >\\\-\\\<

1. If you guys had to steal a sandvich from the enemy Heavy, who would you send after it? 

2. Also... -w- Your name must be Jarate because you make me wet. *Wiggles eyebrows*"

Me: We'd all send Scout.

Everyone: Yeah.

Scout: Goddamn it.

Me: Or we could send Spy. He could cloak and steal it without getting caught. 

Engie: That would work.

Spy: Indeed.

Sniper: Do oi now sheila? *chuckles*

Me: Ha. Next.

ILOVECOOKIES221B asks:

"Meow, hii agaiin. Sorry for all the questiions but iive got one for the scout. *jumps out of medics arms and crawls over two scout* What iis your favoriite hobby. The rest of you can answer iif you liike. ^w^"

Scout: Well, I don't know. I like to play ball.

Me: Type stories, play video games, watch videos. The guys don't necessarily have hobbies. Except for Medic. I don't think he needs to tell you...

Medic: *picks kitten back up* Zhat's right mein kitten. You'd razher not know. *sits down and has you curl up in his lap as he pets your soft fur*

Me: Next question.

UnknownFicz asks:

"For everyone :D *turns into kitten* who will be my senpai? XD"

Everyone: ME! OO! OO! OO! ME!

Sniper: Screw it. This is for all the fan girls. *takes off shirt and picks up kitten. Sits down on couch and snuggles you to his chest*

Me: Oh god... THE KAWAII-NESS IS OFF THE CHARTS! *faints* 

Spy: *rolls eyes* Next question. 

@MrContinuing asks:

"Ah, the question that has been on all of our minds! *holds microphone up to pyro* Pyro, are you a boy or a girl? We all want to know!"

Pyro: Mm mmpphh mm mph mmmpph. mph mph.

{I thought it was obvious. I'm a boy.}

Me: He's a boy. Nobody could understand him so yeah I'm just clarifying it.

@love4music24 asks:

"t..this question is for all of you, I..if a b..blu spy wanted to be r..red would you l..let them or even t..trust them?"

Spy: Zhis all depends. He'd have to prove himself and show a full commitment. Still. I'm not sure I would trust him.

Me: I know when to trust people. It just all depends on the signs. Next question!

TatjanaMirkovic asks:

"Medic can you "uber" me in your room (gives a sexy smirk)

Right now <3"

Medic: *chuckles* Ja. *smirks* ... *pulls out medigun* I have to charge first! 

Me: *laughs*

Medic: But seriously. *tosses medigun. Picks you up bridal style* Ich hoffe, dass Sie bereit sind. Ich werde dich meinen Namen schreien.

{I hope you are ready. I am going to make you scream my name.}

Me: Hawt. Anyways, ask more questions!






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