Star Crossed Myth Fanfiction

The Gods Getting On Mcs Nerve While She Is On Her Period

Most know never to disturb a girl when they are on their period unless they want to be met by an untimely demise. Unfortunately, the gods, all knowing as they are, were not prepared for the fiery wrath of one particular female.

You had been summoned to the house of the gods for a celebratory feast that Ichthys, Dui and Teorus were organizing; of course it was Ichthys idea, you could always count on him to want to have a good time. However, you really weren't in the mood to attend but due to their persistent pleas you decided to join them and arrived in the afternoon.

"Did that problem child drag you into this too?" You had been sitting on the couch reading a book when Scorpio walked into the room.

You looked up from your book and stared blankly at him, "That's right." and promptly returned to your book.

"Hmmph." Scorpio didn't seem to be impressed from your curt reply and was now frowning at you.

"What is it? Do I have something on my face?" You glanced up from your book at him with an icy cold stare.

Scorpio eyes widened momentarily before turning into a scowl, "What is your problem, woman?" He huffed.

"I am just trying-"

"What is going on in here? Has the goldfish got your knickers in a twist?" Leon, apparently overhearing the conversation, decided to join in and had cut you off. He had his usual smug grin and was looking coolly at Scorpio.

"What do you want, stupid lion?" Scorpio growled, both of them were now engaged in a glaring contest as they hurled insults at one another.

You could feel your blood pressure rising. You just wanted to relax and read a book while waiting for dinner to be ready. Of course, the gods could have snapped their fingers and it would have been ready in a flash, but Ichthys insisted dinner be cooked by hand and so it would be some time until it was done.

'...I should have stayed home... They are all getting on my nerves.' You rubbed your forehead, cursing that darn problem child under your breath for deciding to cook by hand. All you wanted was to eat and go home. Though you weren't even really that hungry and rathered just eat chocolate and curl up in bed with your book.

"You are the problem here, idiot scorpion!"

"Is that the best comeback you got, pathetic lion?"

'Will they ever quit?!'

They were so absorbed in their fight they didn't even notice your silent glares at them. "Would you both stop acting like children and shut up!" Unable to take another second, you jumped off the couch and screamed at the both of them.

"Wha?!" They both froze on the spot, completely stunned from having been scolded by you.

"That's better." You smiled in satisfaction from seeing the look of shock on their faces and sat back down and continued on your book.

"Does something seem off with her?" Bewildered by your change in attitude, Leon whispered to Scorpio, his eyes on you.

"For once I agree with you. There is this unsettling aura around her..." Scorpio replied, looking perplexed and somewhat frightened of you.

"What did you say?" You looked over you book, speaking to them in a low, frightening tone. Your eyes screamed death.

Seeing your murderous glare both of the gods jumped, looking horrified. They quickly denied having said anything before making a hasty retreat from the room.

'Hahah, their faces. Pure gold. I should act like this more often, they won't know what to expect. Shame I only get moody on my period.' You giggled to yourself as you read your book.
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