Misdialed Paramour ✔️

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I hate this pencil, palaging napuputol.

I hate this aircon, ang ingay!

I hate this bed, masyadong malambot!

I hate our maid, chismosa! 

I hate our new pet, kinalmot niya ako!

I hate my dinner, matabang! 

I hate--ugh I just hate everything! 

[Deepcoral is online]

..but I can't hate this one. 

Silverfish: Hey..

[Deepcoral is typing..]

Deepcoral: Oi musta? Tagal mong di nag online ah!

Silverfish: I am busy..

Deepcoral: Oh okay. See ya'

Siverfish: WAIT! 

Deepcoral: ?

Silverfish: Stay!

Deepcoral: Who says I'm leaving? 

Silverfish: Tch. 

Deepcoral: Weird ka pa rin.

Silverfish: How are you?

Deepcoral: Not good.

Silverfish: Why?

Deepcoral: Love problems.

Silverfish: Again? 

Deepcoral: and it's worst this time.

Silverfish: I told you to ignore and dump them all.

Deepcoral: I can't do that.

Silverfish: Why?

Deepcoral: Ayaw kong may masaktan dahil masyado akong makasarili. 

She's not selfish. That's why I can't hate her.

Silverfish: May maitutulong ba ako?

Deepcoral: Wala.

and so straight forward that sometimes it hurts.

Silverfish: Okay.

Deepcoral: Actually meron.

Silverfish: Tell me..

3o seconds

1 minute

2 minutes..

ba't 'di pa rin nagrereply 'yun?

Deepcoral: Be my boyfriend. 

Muntikan na akong mahulog sa kama. 

Seriously? 

W-Well, if it's her, it's fine f-for me but father--ugh pakialam ko ba sa old hag na 'yun? 

Deepcoral: Oi joke lang! 

Silverfish: Sure.

Sh!t. I sent it! Too late! Sh!t. 

Deepcoral: Sure? 

Silverfish: I mean it's fine na mag joke ka. Sure!

Deepcoral: What? Haha! Baliw ka! 

Silverfish: Geez. Don't laugh. 

Deepcoral: Lol, sorry. 

Deepcoral: Anyway, ikaw, how are you? Nakita mo na ba 'yung hinahanap mo?

Silverfish: Hindi pa rin. Still no clues.

Deepcoral: Same here. Lupit ng tadhana no? 

Silverfish: Hmm, maybe?

Deepcoral: Bakit maybe? 

Silverfish: ...dahil nakilala kita? 

Deepcoral: Naks! Crush mo na ako niyan?

Silverfish: Yes. 

Natagalan na naman siyang mag reply. 

Buti na lang hindi siya nag out. 

Deepcoral: Stop joking.

Silverfish: I'm serious. 

Deepcoral: F-Fine. Basta hanggang crush lang ha?

Silverfish: Then don't make me fall for you

Silverfish: <3

Deepcoral: What should I do to make a friend feel better?

Biglang binago ang usapan?

Well fine.

Silverfish: Prove that your friendship is real. 

Deepcoral: Hirap. Knowing him. 

Silverfish: It's a boy? 

Deepcoral: Yes. 

Tch. Who's that scumbag?

Silverfish: How to make a girl hate you?

Deepcoral: Treat her like a bacteria. 

Silverfish: I'm gonna do that!

Deepcoral: Poor girl. Why do you hate her so much?

Silverfish: She's an alien na bigla na lang pumasok sa buhay ko. 

Deepcoral: I know that feeling. Kaasar no? 

Deepcoral: but remember, you still need to make real friends, okay?

Silverfish: Of course. Mahirap lang talaga silang makita.

Deepcoral: The search is worth it, always. 

Wonted: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Deepcoral: and here's Wonted to spam again. Bug ba talaga 'yan?

Wonted: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!  DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Silverfish: Yes according to the system. Virus daw may hawak sa account niyan.

Deepcoral: Ugh, bad vibes. Oh paano, sa sunod na lang ulit? 

Wonted: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Silverfish: No choice. We can't continue like this when someone's telling us to die.

Deepcoral: Ikr! Looking forward to chat with you again Silverfish!

Wonted: DIE! 

Silverfish: Same here, Deepcoral.

Deepcoral: Ready for our closing remarks? 

Silverfish: Anytime..

Deepcoral: MAMATAY KA MAG ISA MO

Silverfish: WONTED SCUMBAG! 

[Silverfish is now offline]

[Deepcoral is now offline]

Wonted: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE--or so would I say. 

Wonted: ...

Wonted: Poor Deepcoral your bones will break today. 

[Wonted cleared this conversation.]