Warning: Crack quotes, mentions of stuff?, based off funny vines and videos, spoilers?, swearing
Note: I used an incorrect quote genorater thingy :)
Charles: You saved me! I owe you my life
Faust: No thanks, I've seen it and I don't want it
MC: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Arthur: Just rip the bandage off
MC: It's Dazai
Arthur: Put the bandage back on
Theo: You two often use humor to deflect trauma
Arthur: Thank you
Isaac: We didn't say that was a good thing
Dazai: What I'm hearing is, you think we're funny
Comte/Able: Vlad, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Vlad: Well of course I have
Vlad: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Vlad: It's boring!
Mansion boys: *proceeds to do some crazy shit on a daily basis*
MC: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
MC, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo
Arthur: I'm right here
MC: I HAVE NO BOO!
Dazai, while he is high: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Charles: Goodnight moon.
Charles: Goodnight tree.
Charles: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see UwU
Faust: O.O
Jean and maybe Isaac: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll...
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