Ikevamp bois VS StevenHe (quotes)

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Warning: Steven being Steven, crack fic, Vincent ends up crying


Mozart: I am a professional musician.

Steven: You sound like how dust tastes!

Steven: Stoopid, you failed at one job!

Mozart: Q_Q


Arthur: Chinese food is mid tho'

Steven: WHAT THE HAIL YOU SAY?!

Steven: You failure! How dare you!?

Steven: *Whips out slipper* I will send you to jesus. 


Steven: Do you play the piano?

Sebastian: I never learned :/

Steven: What the hail?

Steven: Use your asian talent, stoopid

Sebastian: *starts playing Beethoven* *starts freaking out and confused* What the- I didn't know I could do that!?

Steven: Stoopid.


Napoleon: This corn tastes good (OvO).

Steven: Ah, for you my friend, a free shipment of bejing corn for you

Napoleon: Wha-

Napoleon: *looks at the can cover*

Napoleon: Whattt?!


Vincent: I made this painting  ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

Steven: You had the option to be a doctor or lawyer

Vincent: ....

Steven: YOU CHOSE A PAINTER?! Macdonald employees get paid more than you! And you chose to be a PAINTER? You failure!

Vincent: ( つ̥︣﹏╰̥̥)

Theo: *murderous thoughts intensify* 


Dazai: Hel-

Steven: I can smell the failure you have.

Dazai: ....

Steven: You probably don't know how to cook rice, lah

Steven: Stoopid.

Dazai: QnQ

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