Warning: mentions of murder, crack quotes, based off other incorrect quotes and funny videos
MC: Okay today we are playing 2 truths and a lie, Will you go first
Will: Yes I shall!
Will: Well, I have a bunny name Puck, I have blonde hair, and I killed a man and hid his body under the floor boards!
Theo: Yea- Wait, WHAT?
Will: (:
Ikevamp bois as parents:
Vincent: Hey N/N! Wanna come painting with me and uncle Theo?
Comte: N/N, I got the tickets to go see that play you wished to watch
Isaac: D-do you wanna play chess with me and uncle Leo?
Arthur: Here, come sit on papas lap while he tells you your favorite story!
Dazai: Oi get in the carriage and grab a few skii masks, we're gonna rob the bank!
MC: WHERE IS HE?!
Arthur: Uh oh, someone's in a bad mood
MC: THEODORUS VAN COCK, COME OUT OF YOUR HIDE
Vincent: It's actually "Van Gogh" ^~^
Arthur: I think she knows
Theo, behind a chair: Take this, duivel!
MC: DID YOU JUST THROW ME A BIBLE?!
Theo: Jean, you said this was going to help me...
MC: I'm going out
Comte: you don't need to tell me I'm not your mother
MC: with Will
Comte: NO! Get your butt back here young lady!!!
Jean: Such innocent eyes, such a kind heart... The word 'beautiful' exists for you, doesn't it.
Me: Damn it Jean 😭
Jean: I'm going to take you out
Comte: great, it's a date!
Jean: I meant that as a threat.
Comte: See you at five!
MC, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Napoleon , pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Vlad , holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I
name him
Faust : You did WHAT–
Charles: William Snakepeare
William: 😑
MC: Wolf, I had a bad day🥺
Mozart: I. Don't. Care
MC: Arthur I had a bad day🥺
Mozart: Arthur, don't you dare touch her!
A/N: I just summed up all the mansion residents in 1 go XD
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