Roman Empire

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Another request, this one for XSuspiciousLettuceX, and let me just say, personally think Ancient Countryhumans are rather underrated, so I'm excited to be doing this one!


Rome: Well, I wouldn't put it in those words exactly
Greece: Why not?
Rome: I don't know what they mean

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Rome, to Greece: Are you making fun of me?
Rome: It's okay if you are, I'd just like to know

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Rome: People waste time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full.
Rome: Me? I just drink whatever's in the glass.

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Rome: Okay I'm normal now I promise. Let me out of the Serious Room please.

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Egypt: You're one of the most jealous men I know.
Rome: You know other men?

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Greece: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Rome: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Rome, to Greece and Egypt: It's all right for you two. You're used to being social piranhas.
Rome: I'm a very popular person, usually.

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Rome: As the self-appointed leader, I'd like to enact a new policy, for the sake of team communication. If you see something, say something.
Greece: I see several people who would be better off in the position of leader
Rome: Outstanding.
Rome: This is what I'm talking about, people.

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Rome: Consider.
Rome:
Rome: Unconsider, I forgot what I was gonna say

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Rome: it's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of the battfield.
Greece: opposite over hypotenuse, dipshit

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Rome, coming back as Byzantine: What's up? I'm back.
Greece: . . . I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Byzantine: Death is a social construct invented by Germans.

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