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Anyway have this chapter!!
France: Every time I get in the shower, I think of you.
England: Is it because you wish I was there with you?
France: No it's because the french word for shower is douche.
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Russia: I love you so much.
America: Are you drunk?
Russia: Do I have to be drunk to love you?
America: No, but you have to be drunk to admit it.
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Canada, about Ukraine: She's different, she's a little more like me. It's like, we finish each other's—
Ukraine: Sandwiches?
Canada: Sentences. Why would I say—
Ukraine: Sandwiches?
Canada: This time I was gonna say sandwiches.
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America, winking flirtatiously: Come here often?
Russia: This is my house.
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Australia: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
America: Sure!
America: What's your favorite color?
Australia, laser focused: Triangle. What's your credit card number?
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Qatar, texting Saudi Arabia: *sends a voice message*
Saudi Arabia, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Qatar: No, don't worry about it, just listen later.
*later*
Saudi Arabia: *presses play*
Qatar's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE—
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[Communist Countries Be Like]
*a child is crying on the bus*
Yugoslavia: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Vietnam: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Cuba: *puts his earphones on at 100x volume*
Soviet Union: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
North Korea: *is the reason they're crying*
China: *enjoys in silence*
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North Korea: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
China: As economic partners?
North Korea:
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New Zealand: Are we immature?
Australia, trying to sit on a handrail: no, why would you say that?
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Luxembourg: When I asked you to bring me back something from the beach, I meant a seashell or something!
Netherlands, importing the recovered shipwreck of a former East Indies ship: FUCKING SAY THAT NEXT TIME!
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Austria-Hungary: Your smile? It makes my day.
German Empire: Your happiness? I live for that.
Serbia: A room? Get one.
Russian Empire: The war? Great.
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Canada: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Mexico?
Mexico: No.
America: I do!
Canada: I know, America.
America: I'm hungry.
Canada: That's not an emotion, America.
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British: The first time I saw you. . . you stole my heart.
French: But I've already taken a quarter of Africa! A heart means nothing.
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Germany: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
America: This is America, so nope!
Germany: WE ARE IN MUNICH!
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Third Reich, teaching Germany to drive: Okay, you're driving and a communist and an aryan walk into the road. What do you hit, Germany?
Germany: The brakes, of course.
Third Reich, getting frustrated: The communist! You hit the communist!
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America: Ugh, Russia is such a pain in the ass!!
Canada: If you think that, he must be really bad!
America: What do you mean by that?
Canada: Nothing!
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