I was watching vines recently and so I figured some of them would make good incorrect quotes so...
Characters: America, Mexico, Germany, Confederate, Russia, Australia, Britain, New Zealand, technically Slovakia bc he's referenced
America: how many ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?
America: Mexico please come back I don't know how to change a lightbulb-
~~~
America, gesturing to Germany: if you want him you'll gave to go through me!
Confederate:
Confederate: *is ghost so he walks through America*
America:
~~~
Confederate: *gestures to Slovakia (similar flag to Russia)* now you have to choose between your boyfriend, or a bus full of people- wait where are you going?
America, running away: I'm choosing the bus I don't know that person
~~~
Australia with a camera: Tired of Tupperware?
America: you got that right!
Australia: tired of books?
America, reading: no, not really?
Australia: TIRED OF SLEEPING?
America, waking up suddenly: LEAVE ME ALONE!
~~~
Russia, calling America: so you coming to the party?
America: no sorry, school knight *hangs up*
Britain, in a full medieval armor set: BACK TO WORK!
America: I'm sorry!
Britain: ADDITION! SUBTRACTION! ECONOMICS!
~~~
[homeschooling]
America: here's my paper!
Britain: thank you- what is this?
America, with a paper that says "Four Paragraphs": I thought you said type four paragraphs
Canada, holding a paper that has several parrots on it: I thought you said four parrot graphs
Australia, pointing to the backyard: I thought you said four pairs of giraffes?
~~~
New Zealand, dressing up as a ghost: oohhhHhHh
Australia, cowering: oh no! It's a used Kleenex!
New Zealand:
New Zealand: well that was rude
~~~
Canada, to America: you know I hate to do this, but I specifically asked for no mustard and you literally just gave me a bottle of mustard on a plate.
~~~
Canada: hey can you get me a bag of chips?
Australia: sorry mate, the only bag left is this bag of knives.
Canada: Why would they- why would they put that in there?
~~~
Belarus: how do you feel about movies?
New Zealand: I love movies.
Belarus: *gasp* I love movies!
New Zealand: how do you feel about world peace?
Belarus and New Zealand in sync: it would be good
New Zealand: *gasp*
Belarus: wow
~~~
[America going to Europe]
America: hey do you know how to get to the bus stop?
Switzerland: uh yeah, if you go down this street-
America, gesturing to his headphones: sorry I can't hear you, I have headphones
Switzerland: ...then take off your headphones
America, gesturing more aggressively: I have headphones!
~~~
Netherlands: *smokes a cigarette and hands it to Luxembourg*
Luxembourg: Thank you.
Luxembourg: *pretends to smoke the cigarette*
Luxembourg: I am now high.
~~~
Belarus: and remember, no one will ever be able to hate you more-
Belarus: than you already hate yourself
YOU ARE READING
CountryHumans Incorrect Quotes
Fanfictionyeah uhm.... enjoy some skits, as me and my friends call them. I don't even know what characters are gonna be in here so.... hope it's good! Updates are slow but they will happen!! Also Disclaimer I don't support any of the bad things in this book i...
