Soviet: I'm going to kill you.
America: Third time this week, so you're either incompetent or scared of commitment.
Soviet:
Soviet: Why did you phrase it like that.
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America: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm
Soviet: That is not something you actually have installed
America: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION
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America: yes
America: yea*
America: almost broke my cool and casual facade
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West Germany: Any plans for tonight?
East Germany: No.
West Germany, rave noises in the background: Loser.
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East Germany: FUCK emotionally stability!!!!! we having mental breakdowns every day
West Germany: Some would say an everyday breakdown is a form of consistency, which is to say, stability.
East Germany: good news guys i'm emotionally stable
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Soviet, furious: Do you know who I am?
America: Why, did you forget?
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America, to Soviet: We were both wrong.
America: But not equally wrong. You were at least six times wronger than me.
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America: You don't know me.
Soviet: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.
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America: We all have our demons.
America, pointing across the room to Soviet: That one's mine.
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America: In case you didn't know, Soviet is the worst. And I'd say it to his face if I had the chance
Soviet: Привет.
America:
America: you're the worst.
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Soviet, watching America struggle to open a jar: Allow me
Soviet: *tightens it even more*
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Soviet: You've challenged me to fight six times since we started talking.
America: MAKE IT SEVEN!!!
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America: If you would kindly just fuck off, that would be great, thank you.
East Germany, to Soviet: He asked nicely, maybe we should consider it.
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America, to Soviet: I have never been more insulted in my life! And I am easily offended!
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America: I hate arrogant pricks like you, always strutting around acting like you're better than us!
Soviet: Oh believe me, there's no acting necessary.
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South Korea: Any advice before North and I fight?
America: Don't wet yourself in public.
South Korea: Not the kind of advice I was looking for, but I'll take it.
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America, starting NATO: I want to start a gang, but not like a real gang, I mean like the gangs you see in musicals where everyone snaps their fingers in time with everyone else
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