Germany: Okay, does everyone know what they're doing?
Poland, smiling: You, tonight.
Germany:
Germany: I'm not sure if I should be flattered that you want me or offended that you referred to me as a 'what'.
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Germany: If you'd like to never see them again, I have ways of getting rid of them.
Poland, nervously: What... kind of ways?
Germany: Asking them politely to not come back.
Germany: Actually, that's only one way. I apologize for misleading you about the number of ways
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Poland: Quick, take my hand!
Germany, grabbing his hand: Now what?
Poland: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.
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Poland, to Germany: You're the best thing that happened since marmalade.
America: Seriously? Germany is never going fall for that. He's far more graceful and sma—
Germany: *flustered, red faced, and embarrassed* W-what does that even mean?
America: What the actual fuck
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Poland: I did something sinful...
Lithuania: Did you finally fuck Germany?
Poland: NO!!!! I held his hand...
Latvia, jokingly: Oh no you're so bad!!!
Lithuania: Siri unlock my phone so I can tell Poland's mom!!!
Poland: NO!! 😭😭😭
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Poland, very bad at flirting: uhmm you smell really good
Germany, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I use both my nostrils
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Poland: you can't survive off coffee alone
Germany, on his fifth cup today: watch me
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Germany: i felt nothing in that haunted house. to be fair, i feel nothing everywhere we go.
Poland: i felt fear.
Poland: but i feel fear everywhere.
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Poland: Wow, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Germany: We've literally had—
Poland: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Poland: I love you.
Germany, not paying attention: What was that?
Poland: I said we're out of bread.
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Poland: I hardly slept last night
Lithuania: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Poland: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Germany: *gay panik*
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Poland: You've been working for hours, have you eaten?
Germany, hasn't eaten, sleep deprived: I'm not answering questions at this time currently
Poland: You need lunch
Germany: I want my lawyer
Poland, dragging Germany away: Your lawyer's on lunch break
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Germany, texting: Feeling :(
Poland, texting back: Turn that frown upside down.
Germany: The '(' would still look the same due to its horizontal symmetry.
Germany: :(
Poland: Reflect that frown along its vertical axis.
Germany: :)
Poland: :)
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