New Zealand: Sibling culture is seeing the ugliest wild animal on TV and saying "ayo since when were you on TV"
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Britain: Grow up.
New Zealand, dressed like Gandalf: No.
New Zealand: I cast wizard beam.
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Australia: Kiwi, would you characterize me as immature?
New Zealand: Do you really want me to answer that?
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Fiji: Please, don't forget to send it.
New Zealand: What do we look like to you? Morons?
Australia: *balancing a stack of waffles on his head*
Australia: Get...the camera.
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Britain: what seems to be the problem here
Fiji: he stole my thesaurus >:(
Australia: he peddles falsehoods
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Australia: *struts by with a hammer*
Fiji: What're you gonna make?
Australia: Noise
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Australia: this is my pet freak
*Pans over to Papua New Guinea who is smiling and waving at the camera*
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New Zealand: Alright, alright. Just be safe
Australia: When have I ever not been safe?!
Everyone:
Australia:
Australia: Don't answer that
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Fiji: It's stupid!
Australia: Hey! Nothing we've ever done has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?
New Zealand: I can't really argue with that, but I feel like I should
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Fiji: Surely you can't be serious!
Australia: I am serious and don't call me Shirley
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New Zealand: What are you planning to do?
Australia: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Who do you think you're talking to?!
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Australia: I don't have all the answers, but I do have some pretty hilarious evasive responses
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New Zealand: Even when I don't fuck around I find out
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Australia, laying face down on the floor: You ever just like... Feel like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that was thrown in the ocean?
Papua New Guinea: No but please continue, I am quite intrigued
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Australia: all my friends.... my pals..... my buddies....and Fiji....
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New Zealand: I can't believe we're walking through the bad part of town at night! I'm going to get assassinated.
Australia: Don't worry, you're not nearly important enough for that.
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