It's just Mexico skits because they're an underrated character who needs some attention-
Characters: Mexico, America, Canada, Peru, Chile, Argentina
Mexico: Hey America! How're you?
America: Moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can
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Mexico: hey, what've you been up to lately?
America: committing tax fraud
Mexico: *shrugs* not the worst thing you've done
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Canada: I usually get really flustered when someone compliments me. Like what am I supposed to say?
Mexico, walking past: Hey I like your hair today!
Canada, panicking: MERRY BIRTHDAY
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Mexico: Hey Ame. How was your day?
America: Pretty good. I learned why they don't let you have balloons in classrooms.
Mexico: Oh?
America: Yeah...I may have popped one.
Mexico: Oh no.
America: And...people assumed it was a gunshot.
America: Long story short I got sent to the office
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America: I don't want no Mexicans in my ice cream!!
Mexico: >0
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Random Number: Ready to party???
Mexico: I'm sorry, new number who dis?
Random Number: sorry, I think I got the wrong number...
Mexico: wait come back-
Mexico: I wanna party-
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Mexico: uhm, Ame, are you sure about this?
America, scoffing: is that even a question?
Mexico, sighing: oh thank god-
America: of course I'm not sure!
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Mexico: sorry, I have to go. Argentina, Peru, and Chile just bought a new tv
Canada: oh that's nice! Are you going to help them set it up?
Mexico: nah, we're going to absolutely demolish the old one
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Mexico: I would have gotten here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people
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Canada: that sounds like a terrible plan!
Mexico, about her family to the south: trust me, we've had worse
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Mexico, writing a letter to America: let's send him a nice note shall we?
Mexico, writing the words as she says them: dear....incompetent....piece...of....trash
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America: hey Mex, I hope you know I still love you-
Mexico, mad: wrong number
America: but.. you're sitting in front of me-
Mexico: wrong address
America: wait wha-
Mexico: leave a message after the tone.
America:
Mexico: BEEP
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Mexico: here's the three things we North American heroes do!
Mexico: we try our best...
Mexico: we love our families...
Mexico: and...
Mexico:
America:
Canada:
Mexico: we wish there was a third thing-
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Argentina: Of course I care about my siblings equally!
Chile: we got mugged on our way home
Argentina: OHMYGOD IS MEXICO OKAY???
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Chile: did you hear that?
Mexico: hear what?
Chile, staring into space: that was the sound of my patience shattering into a million pieces
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America: every time I see it spelled "ya'll" I die a little inside, it's "y'all," y'all!
Mexico: yal'l
America: I hate you with every fiber of my being—
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Peru: there's a message in my alphabet soup! It says "ooooooooo!"
Chile: Peru, those are Cheerios-
Mexico: shhh. Let him believe
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Mexico: life is short
America, mumbling: so are you...
Mexico: what
America: nothing!
Mexico: >( 🔪
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Peru, on the ceiling: since your body is 70% water, drinking water is basically 70% cannibalism.
Mexico: wha—
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Argentina: Mexico, when was the last time you slept?
Mexico, taking another shot of tequila: yes
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Canada: you got a taco??
Mexico: yes?
Canada, panicking: froM THE TRUCK THAT JUST RAN OVER AMERICA??
Mexico: well, starving isn't going to help him
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Peru: We can't give up now!
Peru: I mean, we've gotten out of worse situations!
Mexico: have we really?
Peru: well-
Peru:
Peru: hm.
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America: you can stop worrying! It was just a splinter!
Mexico, extremely worried: YOU WERE IMPALED!
America: ....well it was just a really large splinter!
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Fanfictionyeah uhm.... enjoy some skits, as me and my friends call them. I don't even know what characters are gonna be in here so.... hope it's good! Updates are slow but they will happen!! Also Disclaimer I don't support any of the bad things in this book i...
