Heathens || Mphfpc x reader

RANDOM QUESTIONS WITH THE PECULIARS

TW; Inappropriate topics, swearing, and ya

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Me; alrightY, welcome to random questions with the peculiars!

*Pls note this is a part one, so there will be more parts for this lmao*

Enoch; why am I even here.

Me; cuz I told you Y/n would be here-

Y/n; you what-

Enoch; *Calmly threatens me*

Me; Like i'll be scared of some four-foot meanie-

Enoch; don't expect to live until tomorrow.

Me; ALRIGHT ANYWAY-

Me; TODAY WE WILL BE ANSWERING RANDOM QUESTIONS FROM MY SISTER, MY BROTHER, SOME RANDOM PPL I KNOW IRL, ME, ETC.

Me; LETS BEGIN!

*All the peculiars enter the room and sit down*

Me; alright, the first question is for Enoch, from an anonymous person. It says... *chokes* "Which two people in the room would you hook up with-" *Starts laughing my ass off*

Enoch; *rolls eyes and slouches in chair* If you want an honest answer, probably Y/n and Horace.

Y/n & Horace; *choke*

Horace; W-whaT-

Y/n; Actually, it explains a lot.

Enoch; like what?

Y/n; like the fact I'm not dead yet.

Me; anYwAy- the next question is for me from my sister, heres her user; She asked me, "Why tf can't you just make Jemma get back together?!"

Me; simple. I don't know. I'm stupid. And Bcoz I wanted Emma to be a love interest cuz she's hot and awesome.

*sits down dramatically as Emma raises eyebrow at me*

Me; let me be gay, girlie.

Y/n; actually, I agree. Emma is hot. I'm the hottest tho. Super hot. Smexy baddie.

Millard; we get it Y/n.

Y/n; you agree, don't you?

Millard; somehow yes, I agree. Y/n is quite hot.

Y/n; thanks, mate!

Jake; what is even going on

Hugh; I dunno

Fiona; *walks in with popcorn and 3d glasses*

Me; yass queen

Hugh; what the fu-

Me; ANYWAY, next question! this is for Jacob.... Hmm. It says, 'What's the most embarrassing thing Y/n has ever done.'

Enoch; *laughs* this gotta be good.

Jake; Uum... I'm gonna say that time she lifted me onto her shoulders in fourth grade screaming "ALL HAIL THE BIRTHDAY BOY," on our birthday. But that's just one of them.

Emma; Y/n, you did that?

Y/n; yeaH

Emma; how short was he?

Y/n; very.

Jake; SHUT UP Y/N

Y/n; haha no </3

Me; anyway, we have a few more questions. Like, two. This one's for Hugh; 'What color are your eyes, since you always wear those weird goggle-things?' *See the graphic novel. He does*

Hugh; Um... Sorta brown-ish I guess? I don't even remember.

*Pls note I actually have no idea what color eyes he has, but my guess is either brown or green*

Y/n; I REMEMBER! BROWNISH GREEN!

Hugh; how do you remember?

Y/n; you'll find out in the next chapteR *winks with both eyes*

Me; yeah anyway, here's the last question! Wait no... two more questions. nevermind, this one is for Horace! its from my brother. *He doesn't have an account* Its says.... "Do you swim in your monocle?" wow. Ok what.

Horace; I do not swim. Not unless it's in a kiddie pool or i'm wearing my swimwear.

Y/n; so an entire wetsuit? in a kiddie pool? Wait... Do you wear your monocle in there?

Horace; yes. I do wear my monocle in there. I wear it everywhere.

Me; ok what

Jake; *shrugs*

Me; anyway, last question! It's for millard. Its from me <33 Why? because I was curiouS its says, 'If Y/n can manipulate anything and everything, could she manipulate your skin to become visible?'

Y/n & Millard; holy shit.

Y/n; CAN I??!!??!

Millard; OMG BESTIE LETS TRY IT!!

Y/n; HELL YEAH

Me; anyway, that's all for today folks! I'll be posting more tomorrow, Goodbye and goodnight loves <3333

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Goodbye for today loves <333

*There wasn't a picture for this one bcoz I was to lazy to make one, but I might later and add it, ya never know.*