*Pulls an option out of my hat*
*chucks hat a window*
"ITS MY BIRTHDAY I GET TO CHOOSE BIT-"
*stops before I swear*
"Anyway, welcome back to another episode of totally unrelated imagines with the peculiars! A little reminder that they are totally unrelated to the rest of the story, but I'm still adding them for fun. Y/n is still tall af tho."
Y/n; ok wtf author-
Me; hush and let me speak.
Y/n; why am I even here?
Me; cuz its my birthday so I felt like it.
Y/n; um ok. happy bday ig.
Me; ty girle <3
Y/n; are you gonna tell them the newS?
Me; oh yEAH-
Y/n; oooOoOh can I tell it??
Me; no. its my bday. i tell it
Y/n; you're a loser.
Me; *ignores* ANYWAY- the news is drumroll pleaseeEE...
Enoch; *using Jacobs head as a drum* THE FACT THAT I GOT TO BEAT JACOB IS THE ONLY REASON I AGREED TO THIS!
Jacob; I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS- OOWW
Me; shut uP- anyway, the news is that, when Jemma sinks, Emma will be added as a love interest!
Jacob; when WHAT sinks?!
Me; Oh- he doesn't know yet uUh- *Cuts scene*
*Everyone disappears*
Me; ONTO THE IMAGINES!
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First we havee, NICKNAMES! *prepare to die*
Enoch
You call him; Love/Cutie
He calls you; Love/ irritating Bitc- / idk you decide
Millard
You call him; Hon/Dear/Love
He calls you; Love (I absolutely adore that nickname. Just cuz)
Hugh
You call him; Hon/Babe
He calls you; Queen Bee/ Honey (I just turned the nicknames into a bee joke.)
Victor
You call him; Babe/idiot
He calls you; Love/ Stupid
Bronwyn
You call her; Love
She calls you; Love/Dear
Horace
You call him; Love/ Baby
He calls you; Love/Dear
Fiona
You call her; Love/Sweetheart
She calls you; Idk you decide I'm running out of ideas
Jacob
You call him; Honey/ Seaweed brain bc you both read Percy Jackson and you can't help it
He calls you; Babe/Wise girl bc like I said, Percy Jackson reference.
Emma
You call her; Hottie/Doll/Love
She calls you; Love
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Ya so that's all for the imagines today <33
ilysm readers and I will try and post later <3
BAI
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FanfictionCan also be found on my Quotev account : @SleepyRat ! Y/n Portman, older sister of Jacob Portman, badass tall as hell legend. DON'T STEAL
