Now playing WELCOME TO THE CITY by Toby Fox
Bei Da, holding Macaque's phone: Okay! It's recording!
Chang'E: Perfect! Welcome to Cooking With Chang'E! If you're seeing this, put the phone down before I put you down. Anyways, today I have a special guest with me!
Macaque, holding a frying pan and is about to hit Chang'E: hehe
Chang'E, turning around: Lay a goddamn finger on me and you'll be the next thing that I cook.
Macaque: Damn, okay.
Chang'E, looking at the camera again: Now here's our special guest, Macaque! Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Macaque: I'm being held against my will to be here by my best friend and a nine-year-old. Send help.
Bei Da, off camera: I'M ELEVEN YEARS OLD! NOT NINE! Dork.
Chang'E: Yeah, no one's gonna save ya, shadow. Anyways, today we are gonna cook some delicious foreign food!
Macaque: I swear if it's fuckin soup, I'm willing to be the next thing that you cook.
Chang'E: shut up. We are gonna cook some spaghetti! It's from Italy!
Macaque: oh okay.
Several moments later...
Chang'E, holding some uncooked noodles: Okay, so now we have to put the noodles in the po- MACAQUE NO!
Macaque, putting gasoline in the water: What?! I'm just putting the olive oil in the water!
Chang'E: THAT'S GASOLINE, YOU DUMBASS!
Macaque: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE GASOLINE IN YOUR KITCHEN?!
Bei Da: Um guys? The water is-
Chang'E: I DON'T KNOW! I SWEAR IF YOU-
Bei Da: GUYS! THE WATER IS FUCKING BURNING!
Chang'E and Macaque: WHAT?!
They both turn around and see a fire in the pot.
Chang'E: ...
Now playing Train Rush by Pascal Michael Stiefel
Macaque: Uh...how do s'mores sound-
Chang'E, now holding a wooden spoon: START FUCKING RUNNING, SHADOWMAN!
The black-furred monkey then proceeded to run for his life as his best friend began to chase him like a mouse. The chase took them to Chang'E's garden and- HOLY FUCK IS THAT CHANG'E IN A BUNNY MECH!?
Macaque: MOONY WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!
Chang'E, pissed off: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, DEAR FRIEND!
Bei Da, rushing out to stop these two from tearing each other apart: WAIT WE CAN JUST CALM DOWN AND Um... KICK THE PUNCHING BAG RIGHT?!
Macaque: Seriously, kid? That's the best you can think of?
Chang'E: Yeah, I thought Macaque would teach you better.
Bei Da: I'm trying my best here, okay!
Chang'E, now facing Bei Da: You know what, Bei Da?
Bei Da, nervous as fuck: Wha-what?
Chang'E: I miss my husband. I'll be back.
The moon goddess leaves and it's just Macaque and the child.
Macaque: Huh. That was surprisingly eas-
Bei Da: SHE'S MARRIED?!
Macaque: Yep. Now let's go back to the kitchen before she sends out her robots to attack me later.
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