Pizza rolls

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Tennessee likes Pizza Rolls

Whenever there's a earthquake California ether says nothing when the rest of the states are freaking out, or it happens and right at the end he says "Did you guys feel that?"

You can't tell me that during Christmas and Halloween the South doesn't let anyone else in the kitchen unless their helping with the food, but even then it's usually a few Midwest states.

Don't touch Ohio's Pizza Rolls.

I feel like during elections the state's mental healths would be awful, wondering who their people will vote for and not knowing if that person will be nice to them, have policies that will help their people, or what they might do as whatever position they get elected into.
Louisiana has broken the air conditioning before so it could get cold and Florida would snuggle with him because Louisiana likes cuddles, but doesn't like to admit it.

...Tennessee ate Ohio's pizza rolls-
There are screams-
Everyone has learned a lesson.

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