WHO GAVE FLORIDA A KNIFE?! THE STATE HOUSE IS ON LOCKDOWN, I REPEAT, THE STATE HOUSE IS ON LOCKDOWN. MAKE SURE TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WAIT UNTIL FLORIDA IS ASLEEP, DISTRACTED, OR DOESN'T HAVE A KNIFE-
*clears throat* I'm sorry about that-
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled chaos. Let's see what the local Florida man has been up to while we've been gone, shall we?
Florida no making other states need to "respawn", it still hurts even if your somewhat immortal.
No chewing ice cubes- please-
Florida stop eating puzzle peaces when your drunk-. Just because they're in a box, a lot of them, and they're Colorful doesn't mean their popcorn
I can't believe I have to say this but eating a book doesn't give you the knowledge of the book- and stop feeding books to the cows Tennessee brought inside to each them how to go down stairs, they can't do that.
Florida stop trying to become a Disney princess- they've already rejected your script 1487 times and have filed a restraining order on you after you broke into one of the animation studios and tried to threaten an intern.
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You also have to pay for the interns therapy bills-
No buts! She hasn't seen a Florida man before and seeing one holding a bunch of papers, standing on a desk while having a gator on his back was something out of her nightmares.
I SAID IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN, SHOOTING AT NATURAL DISASTERS IS A BAD IDEA AND YOU ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL LAST TIME- YOU WHERE USING A NERF GUN, HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!!!?!?
Florida, no sharpening your teeth to look like a gators, it ruins them and you won't be able to chew ice anymore
Flour doesn't mean Flower- and on that note your not allowed to cook because last time everyone got food poisoning.
*sigh* I'll repeat this again: Yes New Mexico is part of the US, no he's not Mexico- I'm surprised you didn't know that Florida, both of you having been part of Spain before Mexico declared themself a country-
Florida: does that make me New Mexico's Uncle?
Me: ... good question-
New Mexico: NO-
Florida please stop swapping Alaska and Rhode Island's chairs- That just makes Alaska taller and so Rhode Island can't see over the table, so please stop no matter how funny you find it.
STOP LOOKING FOR CAMP HALFBLOOD AND CAMP JUPITER-
While Gov's glad you finally read something, annoying New York and California about fictional camps will end badly
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