Kosovo: Oh yeah!
Kosovo: I have a master plan that I've been creating for years!
Kosovo: Guys, let's have a sleepover with all the Balkans!
Macedonia: You want Serbia and Bulgaria to kill each other again?
Kosovo: Would it be that bad?
Macedonia: ... Okay, I guess we're having a sleepover.
(Yugo's house, watching a movie)
Albania: Please, the girl's so stupid! Her entire personality consists of loving that guy, who is, by the way, a psychopath!
Slovenia: But look at how cute the childhood friend is. I bet they'll get together in the end.
Serbia: This is the stupidest movie I ever watched. 'Tia, pass me the vodka, I need to drown my sorrows.
Croatia: *passes the bottle* Oh, please do, you're one of the funniest guys when drunk.
Romania: Okay! Question of the day! What kind of drunk are you?
Kosovo: Serbia is definitely a reckless drunk!
Montenegro: By the fact he jumped off the roof once, shot himself in the leg, then took a drive to the hospital bleeding, I think I agree.
Croatia: I know for a fact that Montenegro becomes very chatty when drunk.
Slovenia: A happy drunk, I'd say, but he blacks out before you can really get the conversation going for long enough to get information out of him.
Serbia: Bosnia and Herzegovina are very interesting.
Romania: How so?
Macedonia: They're complete opposites when drunk.
Kosovo: One becomes very happy and oblivious, the other sad and takes everything way too seriously.
Greece: Which is which?
Serbia: ... We don't actually know. They switch constantly.
Macedonia: Oh, right, they also forget they have a twin.
Bulgaria: That sounds... Amusing.
Slovenia: It is indeed.
Türkiye: Well, I can tell you Greece is very affectionate when drunk.
Greece: And Türkiye gets completely sloppy!
Türkiye: I'm more used to tea!
Greece: Yeah, but I'm throwing you under the bus as well.
Kosovo: I'm the angry drunk of the family!
Serbia: But it doesn't matter anyway since he's weak and can't do anything.
Kosovo: Hey!
Croatia: Just lock him in his room, he can't even open doors when drunk.
Kosovo: Oh, go on, expose me!
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictieI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
