Slovenia: It would be my pleasure!
(After getting her siblings and family)
Macedonia: Family, we gathered you here for a concert that you will never forget.
Kosovo: Let's go! *turns on the music*
Serbia: I... Should we be afraid?
Kosovo: Debatable!

Herzegovina: 🎶The clock ticks by too fast this time, not a moment to be lost~🎶
Macedonia: 🎶A sack of books around me, and it looks like, it's the day~🎶
Slovenia: 🎶Finals are coming, and we almost try our best~🎶
Kosovo: 🎶But I've given up, I'll just swing that test~🎶
Croatia: Lol, relatable.
Serbia: Don't encourage them!
Macedonia: 🎶No fun today, no fun at all! No more talking on the telephone~🎶
Bosnia *on his phone*: Wait what-
Montenegro: Shush, I wanna hear the ending!
Herzegovina: 🎶Read this, write that, and learn it all~ Can't learn it all~🎶
Croatia: Sh*t, here it comes...
Slovenia: 🎶F*ck it all~ F*ck it all~ Can't study this anymore~🎶
Serbia: For the first time in forever, I agree with you.
Bosnia: Ahh! Frozen reference?!
Serbia: F*ck! Never!
Macedonia: 🎶F*ck it all~ F*ck it all~ All my classes are a bore~🎶
Herzegovina: 🎶I don't care, if I fail this test~🎶
Kosovo: 🎶Let my dad rage on~🎶
Yugoslavia: Hey! I heard this one!
Herzegovina: 🎶My grades never bothered me anyway~🎶
Yugoslavia: But they bother me, Herz!
(A bit of fast forward)
Slovenia: 🎶F*ck it all~ F*ck it all~ Don't give a sh*t anymore~🎶
Croatia: My ears are bleeding, 'Nia!
Montenegro: It is what it is...
Herzegovina: 🎶F*ck it all~ F*ck it all~🎶
Bosnia: 🎶Flip the table, screw you all~🎶
Slovenia: Yes! Go, Bosnia!
Kosovo: 🎶I don't take this bullsh*t anymore~🎶
Montenegro: 🎶I don't give a f*ck!~🎶
Serbia: F*cking traitor!
Croatia: I hate you all!
Yugoslavia: 🎶The cold never bothered me anyway~🎶
Croatia: I can't believe it... Dad?!
Serbia: I'm moving!
Amber~Koral: Would you survive with them for one week?
T-rex_lover: We f*cking live in the Balkans, dude! We've been surviving this chaos for years!
Amber~Koral: Well, what can you do!
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
