Serbia: Disgusting сероње (assholes), the ones who ship us, aren't they?
Slovenia: I'm traumatized.
Croatia: Every once in a while, I remember this ships exist.
Serbia: To say it short, yes, I know.
Kosovo: As partially still recognized as my brother, I can say we're not amused.
Serbia: But overall opinion on Russia?
Everyone: ?
Serbia: He's alright. His dad was shit and it rubbed on him, but he's a cool guy, we drink together sometimes, he can hold his liquor. A bit depressed and angry at times, but the capitalist is helping him with that.
Romania: The capitalist?
Bulgaria: He means the stupid American, sis.
Serbia: I'll be honest-
Croatia: Don't believe him, he doesn't even know what honesty is!
Serbia: Ућути! (Shut up!)
Serbia: Anyway, I guess I'd think of him as my cousin... If there weren't any fanfiction of us having s*x!
Slovenia: You think that's bad?! We get shipped, 'Bia! Me and Croatia get shipped! Me and the twins get shipped! It's a nightmare!
Macedonia: There are are Yugoslavia x USSR! They ship our dad with his enemy!
Montenegro: They ship USSR x Russia.
Everyone: ...
Serbia: *walking out of the room* Okay, off to kill myself, have fun!
T-rex_lover: Yea, some ships are legally okay, but Third Reich x Germany? USSR x Russia? Imperial Japan x Japan?
Amber~Koral: 🎶F*ck this sh*t, I'm out!🎶
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
