Dare #5

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knight_of_zodiac

T-rex_lover: Poseidon, you've got a question!

Greece: Ah, finally, what ask am I answering?

T-rex_lover: This! *shows him the comment*

Greece: Hmm, a hard question. And look, Yugoslavia and Albania are here, too, how lucky I am today.

Yugoslavia: Answer the question.

Greece: Well... Our relations have been rough. Albania, right now, we're great. Though we have some disagreements. But...

Yugoslavia: But?

Greece: Me, Yugo, and Türkiye signed the Balkan pact to prevent Soviet from expanding to the Balkans. So?

Yugoslavia: You're not allowed to call me Yugo.

Greece: But I know you did this to also be somehow connected to NATO and because of Tito-Stalin split.

Yugoslavia: What? No... Me?

Albania: Really?

Yugoslavia:

Albania: Wow

Greece: Shh, guys, I'm thinking...

Yugoslavia: Quite rare.

Albania: Pfft-

Greece: I think I'll go with Albania for this question. Though it was close.

Albania: Thank you, Olympus, won't forget this! Ha, not so great now, are we, The Great Balkan?

Yugoslavia: You took this so-called competition way too seriously...

Albania: And I f*cking won!

Yugoslavia: I... Think you shouldn't spend that much time with my children anymore.

Albania: Suck it up! Me and Greece are besties!

Greece: No-

Yugoslavia: Your mental health worries me sometimes.
































T-rex_lover: Congrats, you just made Greece's day!

Greece: Yea, thanks for the question!

T-rex_lover: I still have no idea how you can break the fourth wall.

Greece: A magician never reveals their secrets...

T-rex_lover: Of course.

Greece: I'm a god!

T-rex_lover: And I'm the queen of England!

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