Dare #13

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Merkaerka

Slovenia: You mean... Me?

Croatia: Who else?

Slovenia: Well... Thank you! That is really nice from you. Really, really nice.

Bosnia: She's the only Yugoslav girl, and one of a few that can keep our family from death, along with Kosovo, UN, and sometimes EU and UK.

Serbia: She wasn't so much at peace when fighting with me in 1991, now did she?

Slovenia: Everything has an exception. Independence is independence!

Croatia: Can we just focus on the point that we're not the favourites here. Like, c'mon, I try my best to be a good person and my younger sister is better than me.

Kosovo: You'll get over it.

Croatia: Wow, thanks for your caring words...

Slovenia: I honestly didn't think people had me for their favourite. Okay, I knew Serbia wasn't the favourite-

Serbia: Hey, watch it, I'm still the favourite child!

Yugoslavia: Yup!

Bosnia: Ouch, dad.

Slovenia: Anyway, thank you for liking me despite being related to these morons of human beings.

The whole Balkan: Hey! What the f*ck, 'Nia?

Slovenia: And this is my call to leave, bye~


































T-rex_lover: Honestly, I am not surprised she's the favourite, she's too fancy for them.

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