Türkiye: Umm... What?
Bosnia: Huh? In love?
Türkiye: No, no, no, no, no, no... NO! He's a minor! Even if 17, he's considered a minor! I'm an adult! I'm 20! Never would I fall for a child!
Herzegovina: Okay, f*cking calm down, they probably didn't mean to offend you or call you out.
Bosnia: Yea, so stop before you start crying and begging the police not to throw you in jail.
Herzegovina: So, as you heard from this paranoid idiot, he was never in love with me nor my twin.
Croatia: I honestly don't blame him, you're a pain to have around!
Slovenia: You too, 'Tia!
Serbia: I'm the f*cking oldest! I've been dealing with your crap since day 1!
Yugoslavia: I'm thankful my parents didn't hate as much as yours to give me siblings...
Kosovo: Wow, thanks.
Macedonia: But dad, you do have a sister!
Slovenia: Yeah, aunty SCS (State of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes)!
Yugoslavia: I consider her a therapist!
Montenegro: Back to the subject!
Bosnia: He did backstab us, though.
Türkiye:
Türkiye: That was my dad! I was just helping him!
Herzegovina: But you were there...
Türkiye: I was the same age as Mac, I had no idea what was going on!
Macedonia: Am I really that young?
Kosovo: I don't know, brother, but better to keep out of this.
Montenegro: How about we finish that conversation and move on. You don't like each other, backstabs hurt, and anyway, Türkiye has a crush on G-
Türkiye: Shut the f*ck up! How do you even know?!
Montenegro: People overestimes the deepness of my sleep.
Romania: Well, the name starts with a G!
Slovenia: Hmm...
Romania: G... G... Great Britain... No, probably not...
Croatia: Guinea... Guinea-Bissau... No, he doesn't even know the two...
Bulgaria: He doesn't like Greenland, so it can't be him...
Türkiye: Stop guessing!
Amber~Koral: G... G... G... Germany! Or maybe... Gambia... Gabon... What all countries' names start with G?
T-rex_lover: Also Ghana, Grenada, Guatemala, Guyana... But hunny, we already know who's Turkey's crush!
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
