Let me introduce the Balkans

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(It's been edited like 100 times already, so the title should probably be changed soon to something like "Let me reintroduce the Balkans")

#1

Name: Yugoslavia

Nicknames: Yuga, The great Balkan, Slavia

Age: 48 (human age)

Height: 190 cm / 6.2 ft

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Omnisexual

Family: Duchy of Carinthia (mother); State of SCS (sister); Unknown wife (deceased); Serbia (son); Croatia (son); Bosnia (son); Herzegovina (son); North Macedonia (son); Kosovo (son); Montenegro (son); Slovenia (daughter)

Friends: Czechoslovakia, Greece

Enemies: Ottoman Empire, Third Reich, Fascist Italy, Austro-Hungary

Likes: Military, good cooking, writing poems, firearms, dogs

Dislikes: World wars, inorganization, paper work, probably his children

Fears: To disappear (because his country doesn't exist anymore)

Look (kinda...):

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#2

Name: Serbia

Nicknames: 'Bia, Serb, Yugoserb

Age: 18 (human age)

Height: 181 cm / 5.9 ft

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Homosexual

Family: Duchy of Carinthia (grand-mother); State of SCS (Aunt); Yugoslavia (father); Unknown mother (deceased); Croatia (brother); Bosnia (brother); Herzegovina (brother); North Macedonia (brother); Kosovo (half-brother); Montenegro (brother); Slovenia (sister)

Friends: Slovakia, Russia, China

Enemies: Austria, Albania (because of Kosovo), Turkey

Likes: Being a stereotypical Balkan, cars and tanks, his siblings (though he'd never admit it)

Dislikes: American food, taking off his eyepatch

Fears: Kosovo and Albania to become one

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