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Albania: Well, I... Don't really know...
Albania: Just joking, I was born ready for that!
Albania: 🎶Time to conquer some countries, du-da, du-da, realize my parents' dreams, du-da, du-da-da!🎶
Kosovo: Alba, what happened to you?
Albania: I was planning to go after the Montenegrin first, but hey, guess I'll improvise!
Albania: *throws Kosovo over his shoulders* 🎶Managed to conquer one country, du-da, du-da, hope I get away with it, du-da, du-da-da!🎶
Kosovo: I don't think that's how it works.
Albania: Now it will!
*At the Yugoslav house*
Montenegro: *Sleeping on the couch*
Albania: *Picks up Montenegro* Okay, we have already t- Damn, how is he so heavy?!
Macedonia: You think exercising in your sleep will make you lose weight?
Albania: Mac, a little help?
Macedonia: *sigh* FiNe! Because I don't hate you.
Albania: Relieving to hear that.
*Getting Montenegro to ThE sEcReT pLaCe*
Macedonia: Isn't that your basement?
Albania: *pushes both in the room* No, not at all! I'll be right back!
*Walking to Greece's house*
Albania: 🎶Almost done with conquering, du-da, du-da, now to go for the bigger fish, du-da, du-da-da!🎶
*in front of Greece's house*
Albania: *starts making a pentogram* I, Albania of the Balkan, call to summon you, Satan! Rise up to the soils of the Earth and obey my orders!
Satan: Why you summon me, mortal? Oh, c'mon, you again?! What do you want this time?!
Albania: So you go into this house, and kidnapp Greece, the weirdo with blue and white flag, easy-peasy!
Satan: If it's so easy-peasy, then you get him! You literally sold about 15 souls including yours for me to do stupid shit.
Albania: Look, I am not facing his "power of Zeus" today, I prefer not to be striked by lighting and almost eaten by a pegaesus!
Satan: It only bit you, you look rather distasteful anyway.
Albania: Off you go now!
Satan: I will start increasing prices for my deeds. This will cost you a soul of a bigger country!
Albania: I'm giving you Russia's.
Satan: Russia doesn't have a soul!
*after an immense fight with the pegaesus*
Satan: F*ck you, I'm never doing that again!
Albania: Yea, yea, see you next week as usual.
Albania: 🎶Conquered all needed countries, du-da, du-da, Yugo will be killing me, du-da, du-da-da!🎶
Macedonia: For sure.
Albania: What's up, Albanian Macedonia?
Macedonia: My standards for names.
Albania: It's not that bad!
Kosovo: No, it actually is.
Montenegro: Was I... Sleepwalking again? I don't remember falling asleep tied up in Albania's basement.
Albania: It's not my basement, it's the secret place!
Yugoslavia: ALBANIA, DID YOU LOCK UP MY CHILDREN IN YOUR BASEMENT? ONLY I CAN DO THAT!
Greece: Disproving your point, is he?
Albania: Remember when I mentioned I wasn't sure about this?
Macedonia: *raises eyebrow*
Albania: Yugo just reminded me why he's called The Great Balkan... My sold soul just left my body.
Kosovo: The only thing left for you to do is piss your pants.
T-rex_lover: Yo, the hosptal has been calling me?
Amber~Koral: Two words. The Balkans.
T-rex_lover: Technically, that's one word.
Amber~Koral: ... F*ck the Balkans.
T-tex_lover: Fair.
T-rex_lover: Also, yes, we're back from the dead.
BINABASA MO ANG
Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
