Kosovo: Yea, we don't really spend a lot of time together since I'm used to hanging out more with the Yugoslavs. But I guess it'd be fun!
(Sunday morning, 4 a.m., Albania's house)
Kosovo: Wake up ndyrë (f*cker)!
Albania: *middle finger* It's Sunday, even God doesn't work on Sunday!
Kosovo: But we do! C'mon, we're spending the day together!
Albania: Ew.
Kosovo: Ew? That's your reaction?
Albania: I don't wanna be seen with a half-country, I have a reputation!
Kosovo: Yeah, I don't see it.
Albania: What do I get from hanging out with you?
Kosovo: Love, a good day, friends, exercise...
Albania: ...
Kosovo: A sunny day, affection, happiness... What are you looking at?
Albania: ...
Kosovo: ... Bro...
Albania: ...
Kosovo: You get 5000 Lek.
Albania: Now we're talking!
Kosovo: Ugh, I'll have to go to the bank then, I mostly only got Euros.
Albania: How the f*ck you got Euros, you're not even a part of the Eurozone, let alone the EU!
Kosovo: Magic and ✨Deutsche Mark✨ (✨German Mark✨).
Albania: Weirdo.
Kosovo: Now go get dressed, we'll have so much fun today!
Albania: God, kill me.
Albania: ...
Albania: See, there is no God.
(A while later)
Albania: Okay, I'm ready, I just need breakfast.
Kosovo: No, where we're going you won't need food!
Albania: Where are we even going?
Kosovo: Somewhere awesome, it's an outdoor thing, you're gonna love it.
Albania: Outdoor? It's outside? Like, where people are at?
Kosovo: Of course! Society! Isn't it great?
Albania: People? Society? Disgusting!
Kosovo: Disgusting? You're a country, your entire existence is connected to people!
Albania: Your existence is connected to Serbia and you don't seem like besties either.
Kosovo: F*ck you too.
(A while later)
Albania: It's 5 in the morning, what cool stuff are open at 5 in the f*cking morning?
Kosovo: Easy answer, things that normally open at 9 am, but are a few countries away.
Albania: Excuse me?! Not only do you wake me up at the most ungodly hour of the night-
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
