Albania: *walking around*
Croatia: Yo, my Slavic pal, how're you doing?
Albania: I'm not Slavic, we are literally completely different.
Bulgaria: Well, well, if it isn't Albania, the stupidest Slav!
Albania: I'm actually my own language branch in Europe, I'm not connected to any of you.
Greece: Hey Alba, figured I'd ask a Slav how to pronounce this word!
Albania: Okay, first of all, you Turk f*cker, this is French, second, have you seen my language?
Slovenia: Pomagaj, Albanija, ti si edini še dober slovan tukaj okoli! (Help, Albania, you're the only still good Slav around here!)
Albania: What are you saying?! What is she saying?!
Serbia: That you're the only still good Slav around here, on which I heavily disagree!
Albania: Yo, how do you say 'b*tch' in Slovenian?
Croatia: Based on experience, either 'k*rba' or 'pr*sica'.
Albania: Perzica!
Slovenia: That was the most painful mispronounciation ever heard... Follow me! Pra-
Albania: Pra-
Slovenia: Si-
Albania: Si-
Slovenia: Ca!
Albania: Ca!
Slovenia: Pr*sica.
Albania: You pr*sica!
Slovenia: *gasp* That is so unslavic of you!
Albania: I AM NOT A F*CKING SLAV!
Montenegro: *wakes up* Србија ћути! (Serbia, shut up!)
Serbia: Hey, that wasn't me!
Montenegro: Sorry, force of habit.
T-rex_lover: Balkans...
Amber~Koral: Where the motto is 'anything wrong, blame Serbia'!
T-rex_lover: Or Türkiye.
Greece: Hey!
T-rex_lover: You know, I prefered when you hated him.
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
