Kosovo: Aren't you an atheist state though? Shouldn't you be happy?
Albania: -then you drag me out WITHOUT breakfast and now, at 5 in the goddamn morning, you want me to go with you God knows where-
Kosovo: For an Atheist, you curse over God a lot.
Albania: You're literally Slavic! You curse God in every possible way by default.
Kosovo: I'm partially Slavic, the other half comes from a hell called Albania.
Albania: Hey! It's "Supreme Hell" for you!
Kosovo: So, like, you gonna drive or we call a taxi?
Albania: What?
Kosovo: I'm 12, a**hole, you think I can drive?
Albania: Your plan was for me to also drive you there?!
Kosovo: Yeah, you got it pretty on spot.
Albania: I will hate you forever! *sighs*
Kosovo: ...
Albania: What are you staring at, kari (d*ck), pass me the car keys.
(8 am, even god doesn't know where)
Albania: Why? Why are you the way you are?
Kosovo: My father is Yugoslavia.
Albania: Yeah, understandable.
Kosovo: At least I have an excuse. What's yours?
Albania: I live next to your family, though the years some of that craziness rubs on everyone, even me.
Kosovo: Fair.
Albania: Is breakfast anywhere near?
Kosovo: Oh yeah, I forgot! *takes some sandwiches from the backpack* Here ya go!
Albania: You disappoint me... A lot.
Kosovo: Not as much as you do everyone else.
Albania: It's not even the good cheese!
(9 am, parking lot)
Albania: Kos...
Kosovo: Yeah?
Albania: That... is a Paintball arena.
Kosovo: I know, I thought you liked shooting. That's the only thing I can reserve with my age, apparently my gun licence isn't valid.
Albania: That's because your "gun licence" was written by Ame on my behalf for your birthday.
Kosovo: It's not real?!
Albania: It's illegal, actually, but Yugo thought it'll be a good excuse to get you some firearms. As much as he hated USA with its "gun freedom", he likes his guns more.
Kosovo: *sobbing* What else is a lie?! What else?!
Albania: Well, you know how 'Kosovo is Kosovo'?
Kosovo: Yeah?
Albania: Actually, 'Kosovo is Albania'.
Kosovo: I f*cking hate you.
Albania: I know. Shall we go home?
Kosovo: No way, you bir kurve! (son of a b*tch!) I payed for it, we're gonna go in it and you're gonna enjoy it!
Albania: Dream on, Kosoves (Kosovo).
(In the arena, mid-game)
Kosovo: Alba, on your right!
Albania: *cool army roll on the ground, paintball missing him* Ha, you suck, bushter! (b*tch!) *shoots the kid* 'Sovo, duck!
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
Dare #24
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