I did not get enough sleep this year.
Just a compilation of oneshots with [M.Name] doing and witnessing stupid shit, making friends, and probably finding love interests.
Enjoy.
I am tired. Severely. Utterly. Incredibly. Terrifyingly. Horrifyingly. Tired.
Is there something wrong? Did something happen? You can tell me anything.
If I told you I wanna go out and waste my liver by drinking more than five bottles of soju, does that hint something?
Oh. Darling. Please don't. Especially since I'm not there if ever you do end up getting wasted. Instead of drinking or anything like that, would you like to go somewhere with me?
Where are you gonna take me if I say yes?
Where do you want to go? I'm sure you don't want to go to Japan or England. France isn't a very good option considering what your father did.
HMMMMMMMMMMM. Surprise me.
Sweetheart. Last time I surprised you, you wanted to throw me out the window. Mandeok had to interfere. If it weren't for Mandeok then you'd be visiting me at the hospital.
. . . Puro nalang siya bukambibig mo. Bakit, siya ba jowa mo?? Siya nalang jowain mo tutal panay siya nalang binabanggit mo. Tangina niyong dalawa. Tangina niyong lahat. Pakyu.
I think I've done something wrong somehow.
Tangina mo.
From all the times you've cursed me in that language, I'm already aware of what that means.
Buti alam mo, tangina ka.
I'm guessing I should apologize even though I have no idea what I've done wrong. I'm sorry, love. Please forgive me. If you want, I'll come over and be on my knees for you.
Fuck off.
My love. My sweetheart. You're so pretty, you have the prettiest eyes I've ever seen. You're my pretty boy. You're my favourite pretty boy.
You know other pretty boys?
Love. My love. Please.
Wag mo ko kausapin, kingina ka.
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▶ I'm just going to post most of the shit sitting in my drafts, there's too many of them. They're either too short, too shitty, unfunny, or something I suddenly had no motivation of continuing.
