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« Wawwen uwu »
Am I supposed to pick you up today
Honestly, no.
You don't have to go to work today too.
Good
I have gossip
From the office
It's about your other secretaries
Do tell.
I'm extremely bored so I need some sort of entertainment.
Did they talk shit about me??
Oh they talk SHIT SHIT
They called you disgusting names
And that you'd go to hell for being gay
You aren't gay right
You're like
Pansexual??????
Yeah yeah that's correct.
I think they're overlooking all the other qualities I have that could possibly get me to hell.
Like, for example, underage drinking.
Tattoos.
Piercings.
Smoking.
Being too sexy.
Yeah but theyre dumb so I don't think they are aware of all that
HAHSHSHAHAHHSHAH
SHOULD I FIRE THEM
OH YOU SHOULD
THEY ATE MY FUCKING SALAD
BAHDHSHAHHSHSHSHSHA
OKAY OKAY WAIT
IM GONNA FIRE THEM THROUGH AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF CALLING THEM TO MY OFFICE
Emotional damage ++++
You, Eli, and Naomi are the only people I like in the whole company.
Who's Naomi???
Wait Eli still works for you as your hair stylist??????
Only colouring my hair and things like that.
He nearly cut my bangs to look like Dora.
Naomi is the acting vice chairman of the company.
Ohh
OHHHH
YOU MEAN THE LONG HAIRED WOMAN THAT HIT YOUR HEAD THE OTHER DAY
MAN I WAS WORRIED FOR NOTHING
SHES LIKE??
27???
SHES AN OLDER SISTER TO ME
OF COURSE SHE'D HIT MY HEAD WHEN IM BEING AN IDIOT
I thought some woman just decided to come up to you and hit you.
As if my guards would let that.
There are only 4 women that can hit me without my guards reacting.
Zoe, my stepmom, Naomi, and my ex-trainer Kiyoko.
Ex-trainer for what???
Something.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT YOUR SAD FACE LIKE THAT
It's funny
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FanfictionI did not get enough sleep this year. Just a compilation of oneshots with [M.Name] doing and witnessing stupid shit, making friends, and probably finding love interests. Enjoy.
