Disclaimer : All of these are just my opinion, do not take it seriously. Adios.
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Would [M.Name] Date Them? Why and why not?[M.Name] - "Bitch, I wouldn't date myself even if I was paid billions for it."
Daniel - "Yeah, probably. He's nice and boyfriend material but I'd go crazy with all the shit he gets into."
Zack - "I guess? He's protective and sweet."
Jay - "Oh, yeah. Definitely."
Mira - "I mean— if she stopped reciting bible versus to me every time we meet then sure."
Zoe - "We'd probably date each other for funsies."
Joy - "No, I don't think so. Yeah, she's really nice and sweet but I just see her as a younger sister."
Mary - "Yeah, she can step on me whenever she wants."
Jace - "Probably? Jace is a good guy, I don't have any reason not to date him."
Vasco - "Of course! Vasco is a hundred percent boyfriend material. He'd be the type to give you a piggyback ride when you're tired as fuck."
Vin Jin - ". . . Maybe."
Jiho - "Uhhhhhhhh— Pass?"
Duke - "Maybe not, I don't think he'll date me either, mostly because I think he'd be more focused on his career rather than having a love life."
DG - "We dated for like— a super brief moment but I wouldn't mind being more than friends with benefits with him."
Samuel - "Why wouldn't I? Yeah, he's a sadistic bitch that could probably kill me but he's hot, rich, handsome, and knows how to fight. Let me have my Y/N moment with her mafia daddy alpha sexy boyfriend."
Crystal - "She puts GLUE IN MY MILKSHAKES. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DATE HER?"
Yui - "Yeah, sure. Yui is really nice."
Jake - "He's boyfriend material too so definitely."
Jerry - "I feel like Jerry wouldn't date me so no."
Johan - "He already lives in my house, the only thing missing is the romantic aspect of that."
Eli - "Of course, why not? I don't mind being Yenna's stepfather."
Olly - "I don't think he'd want that so no."
Warren - "He has Sally."
Sally - "SHE HAS WARREN. DON'T ASK ME IF I WANT TO DATE SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS SOMEONE."
Gun - "Yeah, duh."
Goo - "Sure. . . Yeah."
Eugene - "Technically speaking, he has my dad's permission to date me already— ehe."
Kouji - "No."
Charles - "He's older than my dad."
Vivi - "N o ? ? ?"
Xiaolung - "This bitch doesn't even know me."
Neko - "Uhhh, perhaps not."
Ryuhei - "Maybe not, he's too in love with Mitsuki."
Sinu - "He ALREADY HAS SOMEONE."
Tom Lee - "My dad would kill me."
Taesoo - "First of all, he doesn't know me. Secondly, I barely know him too. Last, no."
Hudson - "Absolutely not."
Channing - "If I get paid at least 2.5 billion dollars then I'd consider it."
Jacky - "He seems. . . nice, I guess."
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FanfictionI did not get enough sleep this year. Just a compilation of oneshots with [M.Name] doing and witnessing stupid shit, making friends, and probably finding love interests. Enjoy.