Would [M.Name] Date Them?

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Disclaimer : All of these are just my opinion, do not take it seriously. Adios.

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Would [M.Name] Date Them? Why and why not?

[M.Name] - "Bitch, I wouldn't date myself even if I was paid billions for it."

Daniel - "Yeah, probably. He's nice and boyfriend material but I'd go crazy with all the shit he gets into."

Zack - "I guess? He's protective and sweet."

Jay - "Oh, yeah. Definitely."

Mira - "I mean— if she stopped reciting bible versus to me every time we meet then sure."

Zoe - "We'd probably date each other for funsies."

Joy - "No, I don't think so. Yeah, she's really nice and sweet but I just see her as a younger sister."

Mary - "Yeah, she can step on me whenever she wants."

Jace - "Probably? Jace is a good guy, I don't have any reason not to date him."

Vasco - "Of course! Vasco is a hundred percent boyfriend material. He'd be the type to give you a piggyback ride when you're tired as fuck."

Vin Jin - ". . . Maybe."

Jiho - "Uhhhhhhhh— Pass?"

Duke - "Maybe not, I don't think he'll date me either, mostly because I think he'd be more focused on his career rather than having a love life."

DG - "We dated for like— a super brief moment but I wouldn't mind being more than friends with benefits with him."

Samuel - "Why wouldn't I? Yeah, he's a sadistic bitch that could probably kill me but he's hot, rich, handsome, and knows how to fight. Let me have my Y/N moment with her mafia daddy alpha sexy boyfriend."

Crystal - "She puts GLUE IN MY MILKSHAKES. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DATE HER?"

Yui - "Yeah, sure. Yui is really nice."

Jake - "He's boyfriend material too so definitely."

Jerry - "I feel like Jerry wouldn't date me so no."

Johan - "He already lives in my house, the only thing missing is the romantic aspect of that."

Eli - "Of course, why not? I don't mind being Yenna's stepfather."

Olly - "I don't think he'd want that so no."

Warren - "He has Sally."

Sally - "SHE HAS WARREN. DON'T ASK ME IF I WANT TO DATE SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS SOMEONE."

Gun - "Yeah, duh."

Goo - "Sure. . . Yeah."

Eugene - "Technically speaking, he has my dad's permission to date me already— ehe."

Kouji - "No."

Charles - "He's older than my dad."

Vivi - "N o ? ? ?"

Xiaolung - "This bitch doesn't even know me."

Neko - "Uhhh, perhaps not."

Ryuhei - "Maybe not, he's too in love with Mitsuki."

Sinu - "He ALREADY HAS SOMEONE."

Tom Lee - "My dad would kill me."

Taesoo - "First of all, he doesn't know me. Secondly, I barely know him too. Last, no."

Hudson - "Absolutely not."

Channing - "If I get paid at least 2.5 billion dollars then I'd consider it."

Jacky - "He seems. . . nice, I guess."

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