Lui : Hurry up Shu *carrying too many shopping bags that are really heavy*
Shu : *patiently looking at each and every single fucking product that he doesn't even need for his life* Hm. This one looks interesting. Oh this one looks more better than the last one. What should I do? *Intense decision making*
Meanwhile Lui : Just pick something and let's head back. Valty and Free are fucking alone.
Shu : Don't worry Free is there.
Lui : That's what I'm fucking worried about!
Back at home.....
Free : *sleeping peacefully with an adorable sleeping Valt in his arms, both of cuddling in the couch*
Valt : yum yum.. beybread... *Nibbling free's shirt-*
Back at the mall......
Shu : Oh look at this one. It's even more better. *Looking at the skin care product*
Lui : Sometimes going for shopping with you really inspires me to stay single.
Shu : Hm yeah? Let's break up if it hurts too much for Mr. Shortie.
Lui : Who the fuck you called shortie? *Triggered*
Shu : *Looks at Lui with a straight moron face* *looks around and then back at Lui* Is there anyone else here?
Lui : I'll kill you little shit. *who is taller but unfortunately 0.005 damn inch shorter than that Kurenai Shu*
Shu : Don't forget how shorter you used to be *busy looking at the products*
Lui : Yeah, don't forget who made you scream my name~
Shu : *drops the products, face turning bloody red* ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ LUI!!! PEOPLE WILL HEAR YOU!!
Lui : Is that my problem? Go suffer in silence. *Sarcasm*
Shu : This little shit *trying to stay calm*
A random girl : *squeaks* YIKESS!!! ITS SHU KURENAI!?!!!!!!!?!!
Shu : *Looks back at the person* Hm?
A bunch of Shu's fangirls : OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHUU!!!! *Fangirl noises*
Shu : *waves at them* Pipe down, please don't make noises.
Le girls : YESS SENPAI!!!!
Lui : *Jealous jealous jealous jealous* (ʘ言ʘ╬)
Shu : *looks at Lui* *think : Damn he's jealous.*
Le girls : Shu senpai!!!!
Lui : Oi oi oi, Shut it. Shu senpai Shu senpai, what are you? His girlfriend? Get the fuck out of here. *Growling at them cuz Shu belongs to him*
(Seriously no offense to Shu's fans. Just for fun bruh.)
Shu : *internal laughing* *think : Look at him, getting all jealous when he literally act like he gives no shit a moment ago*
One brave girl : HEY!! WE ARE JUST HIS FANS! YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL AT US MEANIE!!!
Lui : *walks over to Shu*
Shu : Hm? Mpph?!! *Gets lips slammed against his own* *blushing mess*
Lui : *french kiss the albino bunny roughly*
Le poor girls : *squeals hiding their faces* BL!!??!~
After god knows how long later....
Shu : *puts the seat belt* *sigh* Lui why did you kiss me in public? You jerk! What will they think about us?
Lui : I want to kiss you in front of everyone who wants you. Get the fact into your smart ass and I don't give a fuck about their goddamn opinions. *Droves the car*
Shu : *blush softly* I thought you want to break up with me because I'm annoying you *teasing*
Lui : Sadly I can't unlove you.
Shu : *chuckles* That's cringe as hell
Lui : Well, enjoy the time while it lasts cuz I'm about to show the world you belongs to me. *That sideways smirk*
Shu : *understands that tone* Wait you're not thinking about that- why you little shit-
Lui : *places his hand on his thigh* Heh~
Shu : *officially became a strawberry* Moron go die in a hole!
Lui : With pleasure~
Shu : NOT THAT FUCKING ONE!!! YOU HORNY PERVV!!!
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Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness
RandomThis book is for the innocent smol beans (valt, Aiga, Dante) crazy adventures on everyday life style with the others (Shu, Lui, Free, Fubuki, Delta) wanna time pass? read this crazy adventures of the smol beans...