Valt : Yosh! I'm all done! *Looks at the mirror, he's wearing a wedding suit*
Aiga : Yeah. You look damn handsome Valt *brushes his blue bangs to the left side, half*
Dante and Hyuga : YESS!!
Hikaru : Finally the day has come.
Bell : Well, At least they allowed me to prank the guests~ hehe it will be awesome! Beware the Dark prince Hahahahahaha!
Aiga : Absolutely~ time to shed some blood~
Hyuga and Dante : They gonna serve a lot of food!
Hikaru : Guys please behave this is supposed to be a really important occasion for them, so don't ruin it.
Hyuga : Yeah yeah we won't! Valt let's go and look at your boyfriends!
Aiga : I bet they will be crying behind the dressing rooms hahaha.
Hikaru : *thinks : Aiga is so cool...* *Fanboy senses kicks in*
Dante : LUI WILL NEVER CRY!
Bell : Heh, I'll make sure of it~
Hyuga : Heh, it will be awesome if we get to see them crying though.
Aiga : Alright shall we go now, boys?
Le kids except Valt bean : YEAH!
Valt : *wipes his teary eyes* Yes you guys! I'm soo happy!!!
Back at the boyfriends room.....
Lui : WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS STUPID CLOTHES FOR FUCKING HELL'S SAKE?!??!!?!????!
Free : *looks at the wedding "dress"* I guess the tailor got confused..? The gender is switched...?
Shu : I'm not going to wear this and walk there. No no no. *Insert Pikachu oh no oh no no tune*
Fubuki : But we don't have anymore time to ask them to stitch a new one..! This is a disaster!! Why it have to be my Shu san's wedding catastrophe?!!!! *Having a mental breakdown*
Delta : But I was the one who was in charged with the wedding suits, I'm one hundred percent sure it was supposed to be a suit and Valt's one is a dress..
Lane : Duh, obviously someone has changed it for fun.
Lui : *glaring* THE NERVE OF THAT JERK *twitching in anger*
Free : So what now? Postpone the wedding?
Fubuki : No!! The guests have already arrived and all the preparations are going on the church!!!
Lane : *looks at the trio* One of you, Just go get hospitalised so we can call it off. Easy.
Delta : I don't think that's a very good idea, Lane.
Shu : It's about time..!
Lui : Damn what the fuck are we going to do now?
Free : Let go of our shame and pride and wear this and walk to there?
Shu and Lui : You gotta be kidding me
Lane : Sounds pretty good to me. *Smug grin* Revenge.
Fubuki : Lane please don't be rude. AHH!! WHY IS EVERYTHING A MESS!!
Delta : Life is a mess itself, isn't it?
Lane : Yeah it is a mess.
Shu : Both of you stop it. We are in a dilemma, understand our situation.
Lui : Screw it, I'm not wearing this fucking dress and walk shamelessly in that public humiliation hall.
Free : Do we have a choice? Valt's gonna be waiting for us.
Lui : Are you telling me its fine to wear this Damn DRESS?! They will picture it and the kids will see them and my pride will be wounded.
Shu : Is there anyway we can do something for this..?
A few moments later.........
Lane : *holds back his laughs* Pft-
Delta : *looks away awkwardly* um...
Fubuki : Perfect! *The only one that supports and cheers the trio from having a plausible breakdown*
Shu : How humiliating.. *blushing*
Lui : Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck *going through a mental trauma*
Free : Someone fix the zipper?
Fubuki : Yes! *Helps Free with the zipper* Let me know if I hurt you.
Free : *nods* If we have to wear the dress then what Valt is wearing?
Lane : Obviously the suit. I'm suspecting there's someone among that gang who is up to this. And that is either Aiga or Bell.
Delta : And why am I not surprised?
Fubuki : I'm sorry for the trouble they caused.... *Upset*
Shu : *sighs* It's alright, it was not your fault. *Pulls the white skirt to see where he step on the floor* This is really heavy and uncomfortable to wear.
Lui : *still going through the phase of mental trauma* *chanting the "fuck" word*
Lane : Jesus, spare my fucking ears.
Delta : You're one to say that.
Free : Okay. How you guys walk on these..? *Looks at the heels*
Delta, Lane : As if we have been walking on them since birth.
Fubuki : We need a girl to explain that.
Lui : MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU ALREADY PREPARED FOR THE WEDDING?! *Glares at free*
Shu : I don't think I can walk on them..
Lane : Shu you literally walk on a fucking damn rope and did crazy jumps. Shut up and stop whining like a girl.
Shu : *regrets his own actions* .....
Free : Shu teach me how to walk with these
Delta : I don't think he is in the condition to teach you that?
Lane : Duh. Just walk normal with your buttocks squeezed. Somehow Lui looks gorgeous. *Mocking because revenge*
Lui : I'LL MURDER YOU BASTARD!
Shu : Someone just wake me up. Tell me it's a nightmare.
Lane : *pinch Shu's cheek* There. It's not a dream. It's the reality.
Delta : That doesn't seems to help the situation. You're making it worse for him *points out*
Free : Woah. What is this? It feels like walking on a rope with a needle.. *trying his best to not loss his balance*
Lui : This is a nightmare. A fucking nightmare.
To be continued in part 2 XD
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RandomThis book is for the innocent smol beans (valt, Aiga, Dante) crazy adventures on everyday life style with the others (Shu, Lui, Free, Fubuki, Delta) wanna time pass? read this crazy adventures of the smol beans...