Shu : Wait did you just say you don't have any idea how to make a toast?!
Free : Yeah? Like how do you make one?
Lui : *laughing* Free can be awfully dumb sometimes after all.
Valt : *spreading Nutella on his toast* Eh Even I can do that though
Free : Is that so? *Tilts his head, not finding any problem with him not knowing how to make one* I guess that solves the trouble, since you three are gonna be my wifes anyway, so you can do it for me. *shrugs*
Lui : Keep dreaming forever. I'll rather marry a hedgehog.
Valt : hedgehog? Then what about me?!
Lui : *leans in, lifting his chin* Is there any hedgehog you see here love?
Valt : *looks around* No? Wait- HOLD ON A SECOND ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!
Lui : Aw, look at your face. *kiss his nose*
Valt : S..shut up ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
Free : Blushy wushie. *Drinks milk without bothering to spill them into a glass*
Shu : I'm fully convinced you never graduated kindergarten ಠ_ಠ
Free : Why so?
Shu : *sigh* c'mere I'll teach you how to make toast.
Free : Can I get a kiss as a reward?
Shu : With bonus share of my frying pan on your face? Yeah sure.
Free : Rude. Lui how do you deal with this guy?
Lui : Obviously, Talent.
Shu : So, Lui shirosagi and Free de la Hoya have forgotten the fact I'm the cook of the house. I could poison your food you know.
Valt : *gasps* W-what?!
Shu : We can order pizza after clearing their bodies, Valty.
Free : Eh. Then I'll be able to sleep forever without interruption I see.
Lui : Jesus, can you just stop that sleeping thing for a damn second? You sleep all the time anyway, what's the point?
Free : If you have shut that big mouth of yours for a second, I would have teach you how to use them in a fun and productive way, really.
Valt : Lui and Free are super flirty.
Shu : Shame on you, Free de la Hoya. *Pins him against the counter top* I've decided I'm going to be a great influence on you.
Free : Oh, can I get a kiss from my influencer then?
Shu : It take all my best to fight the urge to say, You're worst than horny shirosagi.
Lui : Now what an honor to be the topic of the table.
Valt : You know he's completely mocking you-
Lui : He brings me up in a conversation which means he's thinking about me all the time, it benefits me.
Shu : Hey can you do me a favor and watch the spaghetti for a moment?
Free : Can I expect a kiss for a thank you then?
Shu : Why you little- Ugh fine. *Tip toes and kiss Free softly*
Free : *enjoys it* mhm. Tasty.
Shu : Valt wash the dishes after you finish alright?
Valt : Okie!
Shu : Now now, *grabs Lui by the collar of his shirt* Do you want a whip or paddle, which do you prefer, darling?
Lui : *who was about to drink his coffee peacefully* Hah?
Free : Oh good luck Lulu
Valt : Lulu?
Free : Lui's nickname. Cute right?
Valt : Hehe yes it's cute!
Lui : Motherfuc- *gets dragged by Shu Kurenai* Oi what do you think you're doing Kurenai?
Shu : Spare the rod, Spoil the child.
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