OoO
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Ricarro, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Ricarro, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ricarro: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Xylo: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Cal: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Xylo: I don't have time for their problems.
Inpu: What is your favourite mythical story?
Cal: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Inpu: I don't think I've heard of that one before.
Cal: Are you having another depressive episode?
David: A depressive episode?
David: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Xylo: So, Lychee is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Cal: Why?
Xylo: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Lychee, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
FTO
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Mario, to Lucas: If Inmo doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Inmo, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Devin: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Devin: *Finds tortilla chips.*
David, to Mario: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Mario!
David: I just ended a five year relationship.
Lucas: Oh no, are you okay?
David: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
Lucas: I'm bored.
Galrin: I'm gonna commit first degree murder!
Lucas: Ok, WAIT NO-
Devin, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Mario down!!
Brandon: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Devin: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Lucas: Three of us saw it, Devin. How do you explain that?
Devin: *points at Kit* Sleep deprivation. *points at Lucas* Paranoia. *points at Ritchie* Delusional personality disorder.
MHO
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Flex: What does "take out" mean?
Shizu: Food.
Rikku: Dating.
Kol: Murder.
Shino: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
Flex: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Yuki: ... Your what?
Flex: My friends.
Kiyo: Are they saying "friends"?
Artemis: I think they're being sarcastic.
Shino: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Flex! All of your friends are in this room.
Kiyo: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Rikku: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Yuki: Drunk.
Kol: Wasted.
Shino: Dead.
Kiyo: *pitches an idea*
Artemis, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Shino, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Rikku: Are you reading fan fiction?
Avian, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Rikku: Oh, is it on AO3?
Avian: This is CNN.
Flex: *makes Shino a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Shino: *sips tea*
Flex:
Shino: *finishes tea*
Flex: Didn't it taste bad?
Shino: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Flex, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Shino: What does therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
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Origins Stories
FanfictionA bunch of stories I write for the Origins MCRP! I only write content based on Cal, FTO Lucas, and Shino though. As they are all my favorites.
