Santa Bites

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Doctor: "Heart rate's good. BP's good. Have you experienced any bleeding or unusual pain?"

Ryan: "My breasts feel enormous" she jokes, exchanging a small snicker with the others "Other than that, I feel fine."

Doctor: "It's perfectly normal. Are you ready to see how little man's doing?"

Matt: "Absolutely."

Doctor: "Let's take a look." she hums, placing the wand over her stomach

Matt: "Oh, wow" he breathes as a heartbeat fills the room after a moment "Would you look at that."

Doctor: "Baby is still as beautiful and healthy as ever."

Ryan: "Still looks like an alien."

Matt: "A beautiful alien."

Doctor: "Mm-hmm. Heartbeat is good and strong. And right there is an arm. See how he's on his side?"

Ryan: "Yeah."

Doctor: "And-oh. Did you feel that?"

Ryan: "Yeah, I did." she chuckles

Matt: "What?"

Doctor: "He's kicking."

Matt: "Really?" he perks up, reaching forward to place his hand on Ryan's stomach "Still amazes me." he breathes, a large smile on his face

Doctor: "Alright, let me go ahead and print this out for you."

Ryan: "Thank you." she smiles, wiping the gel off her stomach

Matt: "He's kicking a lot, huh?"

Ryan: "He goes crazy every time you place your hand on my stomach. Guess he recognizes the feel of his daddy."

Matt: "Guess he does."

Ryan: "Alright, time's up. Move your hand" she orders, pushing his hand off her "His kicks may be magical to you but they feel like my organs are being used as a soccer ball to me." she sighs as he chuckles, placing a kiss on her head

Ryan: "Where's the rest of the peanut butter?" she questions, frantically searching through the pantry

Mouch: "Oh, I'm sorry. I think I used up the last of it for my sandwich."

Ryan: "It was a brand new jar. How'd you eat it so fast?"

Otis: "Tends to happen when you scarf the majority of it down your throat" he chuckles, making an angry look come over Ryan's face as Hermann turns towards Otis, quickly shaking his head "I mean I've never seen a person eat peanut butter that fast. I'm surprised you didn't choke on it."

Ryan: "What are you saying Otis?"

Otis: "Huh?"

Ryan: "You saying I'm fat?"

Otis: "What? No, I-"

Ryan: "What just because I can't fit into most of my shoes anymore and I've had to go up a few sizes for my uniform that qualfies me as fat?"

Otis: "No, of course not. I wasn't saying..."

Cruz: "Ry, he didn't mean-"

Ryan: "Well, I hate to break it to you Otis but there is currently a human being living in my stomach who demands that I eat nearly everything in sight so..." she scoffs, shrugging her shoulders

Otis: "Ry, I didn't-"

PA: "Truck 81, Squad 3, Ambulance 61..."

Ryan: "You know I had a really good morning and you just ruined it. Thanks. Thanks a lot!" she grits, storming out the room as the others sit in silence

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