A Nuisance Call

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Ryan: "What's vodka in Russian?" she questions, fixing one of the banner's in front of Molly's

Zoya: "Vodka."

Ryan: "Huh" she hums, looking over at where Jay heads their way "Oh, I'm sorry. No jackasses allowed."

Jay: "I'm just here to see Gabby."

Ryan: "Maybe you should've thought about that before lying your way into our pockets. Get lost." she orders, slamming the door shut when he tries to open it "You got a hearing problem or something?"

Jay: "This doesn't involve you, all right?"

Ryan: "Considering I paid a portion into the bar that you stole from, I'd say it does involve me. Gabby doesn't want to see you. Just move on. You'd look less pathetic. Now get lost before I test out how well a haligan can break a person's knees." she warns, making him smirk, nodding his head as he walks off

Boden: "Last order of business. I'm gonna need a couple of volunteers to help me with the new wellness program for this house" he informs, making everyone groan "It involves workshops, physical exams. I believe we all have to have some new kind of fitness diary. So, volunteers? I don't have all day."

Looking around the room, Ryan kicks her foot out hitting Mills' seat which makes him turn to face her with an annoyed look on his face

Boden: "Good. Mills, SC. You are now the new wellness reps."

Ryan: "Oh, come on." she groans as the others

PA: "Ambulance 61. Person in distress. 398 Wells Street."

Dawson: "That's Darryl."

Shay: "Our favorite frequent flyer."

Boden: "Dismissed."

Ryan: "Hey. I just heard." she greets, coming into the bathroom where Shay is frantically washing her hands

Shay: "Hey."

Ryan: "You okay?"

Shay: "Yeah. I'm fine."

Ryan: "Do you need anything?"

Shay: "No, I'm-I'm good. I'll be fine."

Ryan: "If you need anything, and I mean anything..."

Shay: "Yeah, I know. Thanks, Ry."

Ryan: "So, basically everybody has to keep track of their calorie count and report 'em to me so that I can put 'em in my special binder."

Cruz: "Is Mills gonna tell us how many calories he's putting in everything?"

Spellman: "Better not."

Mouch: "McLeod can't force us to participate. We have a contract."

Ryan: "Mouch is right. You have the right to opt out if you prefer to pay the higher insurance premium."

Mills: "All right. So, next thing is they're trying to encourage us to be more active, so they're giving out fitness bonuses to anybody who can pass a fitness test."

Hermann: "Yeah? Cash bonuses?"

Mills: "No. Gift certificates to..."

Ryan: "God." she groans, pinching the bridge of her nose in annoyance

Mills: "Salad King."

All: "Ooh!"

Hermann: "Good enough. What's the test?"

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