RWBY one shots x male reader

I Scream, You Scream, We All Sream, For Ice-cream(neo x male reader)

:"Talking"
:'Thinking'
:"Whispering"
:"shouting"
:*Action*
:[sign language]
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Your pov

I was on an evening stroll through Vale and I saw Roman running my way.

Me:"good evening Roman, how's the kids"

Roman:*pulling me with him as he runs past me*"shut up and run!"

And just like that, I was in another mouse and cat game, literally since the group chasing us had a cat Faunus. Yes you heard me, they had a cat Faunus with them, which meant Blake, which meant team RWBY.

Me:*as we run away*"haha, what did you do this time to get them this mad old pal"

Roman:"I may or may not have seen them as they looked at, um, underwear. I wasn't trying to look at their sizes and stuff, but that's what they assumed and now where here. I was simply trying to by some, but no, I try to get some and suddenly I'm a pervert"

Me:"neo?"

Roman:"...*sarcastically*no I bought some for myself*slaps my head and speaks normally* of course its for neo! She's gotten lazy recently and asked me to fetch it for her, jeez, is this really what I get for being a good dad, ugh I hate being good"

Me:"eh, you win some you lose some, however I think its time we leave, i'm getting tired of running"

Roman:"oh yeah, same here*we stop and he puts an arm around my shoulder*teleport, away"

Me:*I teleport us back to his base*"we need a better name for that"

Roman:"we honestly do, i'm so glad i'm not the only one who thinks that"

My Semblance is teleportation, and I've known neo and Roman for all my life, they're my best friends and I'd do anything for them. Roman is Neo's adopted dad, I'm4th not adopted by him, but my mom is um, she's Salem... to be fair, I didn't know that until I was 14, when she remembered I existed and told me herself. After that I joined her team because it benefited Roman and neo, otherwise I would've left her.

Me:"honestly though Roman, how soft have you gotten to let neo boss you around"

Roman:"she doesn't boss me around, im her dad, If anything I boss her around"

Me:"ah huh, sure you do, so, did you even get what she asked for"

Roman:"...oh oum I'm a dead man"

Neo:*tapping him on the shoulder, appearing out of nowhere*<yes, yes you are>

Roman backs up in fear as I look all around, wondering where the fuck did she come from.

Me:"how you do that"

Neo:[skills, get good y/n]

Me:[fight me]

Neo:[nah, it would be too easy of a win]

Me:[I hate you]

Neo:[you love me and you know it]

Me:[I know i hate when your right]

She sticks her tongue at me as I do the same, Roman looks between us confused as he never learned sign language like me and Neo did.

Roman:"...what did I just witness"

Me:*jokingly*"treason, she must be burned alive!"

Roman:*bonks my head*"no!"

Neo:<the only crime I have committed is being to cute>

Me:"...neo we literally have a whole file cabinet of all the crimes you've committed, by yourself, not even including the ones where you helped Roman, or me"