And i can tell he knows that i get nervous with sudden affection. I don't know what came over me but i just froze when i woke up in somebody else's arms rather than my own.
I immediately opened my phone and went to messages. I went to 'Teen Idiots' and started to text everyone. When i realise that Dylan was in it, i removed him from the group before texting everyone.
We added Jeff the other day since he felt left out. I named him a very special name...'almighty father'
TEEN IDIOTS >
*Long Lost removed Virgin*
Crooked jaw:
Oh god, really Brooke?
Almighty father:
IM HERE! Im here...wait, Brooke.
Meth:
Should i add him back?
crazy lady:
If she won't reply then yes
Adopted:
I bet they had sex and she is here to spill
Almighty father:
Excuse you Shelley. I simply want them to be friends nothing more.
Adopted:
;)
tree guy:
I agree with Shelley i bet she is here to spill. SPILL!
alpha:
Sorry I'm late was just coming back to life what did i miss?
parentless:
Funny.
Meth:
No what's funny is you talking
Adopted:
^^
crazy lady:
^^^
tree guy:
^^^^
Almighty father:
^^^^^
parentless:
You too Jeff? :(
tree guy:
You know what. I don't like my name. Change it. I must inform you that my character stands in trees not me.
Dumbasses.
Long lost:
Guys... it's about Dylan...
Crooked jaw:
FINALLY!
Meth:
We know dumbass
Adopted:
Soooo spill, what position?
tree guy:
OOO and how long? How MANY TIMES?!?
Almighty father:
Language. Please.
Long lost:
Mate wtf- anyway we didn't have sex and i might just kill your for even thinking that
Crooked jaw:
Then what did you do? Eye fuck?
alpha:
Ooo probably.
Long lost:
No. Hell to the no. I was cold last night and well...
Adopted:
OH SHIT! HOECHLIN ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!
tree guy:
OH MY GOD! MY SHIP IS FINALLY COMING TO LIFE!!
Meth:
Shelley. That's too many explanation marks. You look like a psycho
Adopted:
What if i am?
Crooked jaw:
Oh shit
foxy:
You know i still think they had some intimate connection.
Long lost:
If you let me finish, no. I was cold and he couldn't stand my shivering so he pulled me closer to him and we- we cuddled. AND LET ME TELL YOU I TRIED MY BEST TO KICK HIM TO THE COUCH!
Adopted:
AHHHH! i just died.
tree guy:
My life is complete
Long lost:
JEFF WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!! YOU SAID A GET AWAY FROM DYLAN!! NOT 'spend 2 weeks with him in one bed and no where else to go' WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!
Almighty father:
I'll fire you if you keep that tone with me young lady.
Meth:
Oh-
Crooked jaw:
Oh shit-
crazy lady:
No you won't you need her dumbass
Almighty father:
Holland Roden. Don't. test me.
crazy lady:
Yes sir.
Almighty father:
i am. the almighty. father.
Long lost:
Anyway back to me. I woke up this morning and i freaked the fuck out so i ran out to the living to start texting you.
parentless:
Can i talk.
Long lost:
Let Daniel talk i need his opinion. Please
parentless:
Thank you Brooke. You are my new favourite person
Crooked jaw:
Just confront him about it. You'll be there for a 13 more days. What's the harm?
Almighty father:
I agree with Posey. You need to talk to him Brooke.
Long lost:
Fine.
I closed my phone and sighed deeply.
Just then Dylan walked in.
"Why did you remove me from the group chat?" He asked holding his phone up and i immediately tensed up.
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AUTHORS NOTE:
[all hail Almighty father]
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𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄 | D. O'brien
Romance❝You don't want to be here and neither do i, so you're going to follow me to my car and come home with me until we figure out what to do with your friends. oh and please act as if you like me even the slightest bit? i can't have two women hating me...
