Inkwell Casino Scenarios

More incorrect quotes (but different)

Alright so kind of like the last chapter, I have found a website where I can generate random incorrect quotes so I am decided, screw it lets see how this goes. I will probably put a link to the website on my announcements so do check it out when you have the chance.

Asides from that enjoy!

(Quick note - Some of these may not add up to the actual characters but hey, I did this more for the comedy than accuracy)

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Wheezy: Hold on! I am having one of those...headaches with pictures

Chips: What the fuck-

King Dice: They are called having 'ideas'

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Chips: Do you think that different paints have different tastes?

Wheezy: They do

King Dice: ...why did you say that with such certainty?

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Mangosteen: Nice rock!

Dot: Thanks! My brother gave it to me

Pip: I threw it at you!

Dot: Isn't he the sweetest?

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Pip: Which way did Pirouletta go?

Dot: Well based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd say that she went left

Pip: You could really figure it out from that?

Dot: No you idiot, she sent me a text, see?

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King Dice: Err, Pirouletta? What are you doing?

Pirouletta: Making chocolate pudding

King Dice:....you are aware that it is 4am right? Why the hell are you making chocolate pudding this early?

Pirouletta: Because I have lost control of my life. Here is your pudding, you two

Pip & Dot: Thanks but we aren't hungry anymore

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Dot: If you don't stop talking, I am going to jump out of a window

Pip: But we are on the ground floor?

Dot: I know, I just want a dramatic exit

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Dot: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Pip: What? No good morning or anything?

Dot:...good morning or anything, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Hocus Pocus: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.

Dot: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Chips: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Pirouletta: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

Wheezy: Looks like someone's a HO.

Chips: NaBrO.

King Dice: I'm done with all of you!