𝐈&𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄, 𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐧

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NaRi's not-so-innocent, unfiltered quotes,
featuring ...?

*HeeSeung and NaRi, bickering*
HeeSeung: oh, fuck you.
NaRi, eyebrows raising, eyes brightening: when?

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*one of the boys posts a selfie she thought was only meant for her*
NaRi: *holds her breath*

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*JungWon and Ni-Ki, having an argument*
NaRi: *records it* "wow i can't wait to post this on twitter so everyone sees how our two boy maknaes really act!"
*they both put her in chokeholds*
NaRi: "oo, kinky~"

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NaRi at three am, sleeping with HeeSeung: *recites the entire bing bong video in Spanish*

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NaRi: "do you like eating bugs?"
Sunoo: "ew, Na. why would you talk about bugs at the dinner table? we can talk about that later,"
NaRi: *shrugs* "as you wish,"

*later*
Jay: "so why did you ask if Sun liked eating bugs?"
NaRi: "oh, there was one in his soup and he didn't see it,"

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NaRi: *focused on finishing a song to send in for their album*
Ni-Ki, upside down on the couch in her studio: "do you think stars have feelings?"

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NaRi: "i'll do whatever i want."
JungWon: "i'll tell HeeSeung hyung."
NaRi: "okay?"
JungWon: "i'll tell Samuel hyung,"
NaRi: *shrugs*
JungWon: "i'll tell YeonJun hyung."
NaRi: "not scared."
JungWon: "i'll tell BangPD,"
NaRi: "what's he gonna do?"
JungWon: "i'll tell YoonGi 선배님,"
NaRi: *laughs*
JungWon: *grabs her phone and calls JeongHan*
NaRi, falling to her knees: "IM SORRYYYYY"

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Yoshi: "you're in my seat."
NaRi: "i was here first."
Yoshi: "move or else i'll sit on you."
NaRi: "promise?!"
Yoshi:

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NaRi: "in your opinion, and be honest! is your favourite spaghetti crispy of the alphabet. yes or no."
Keeho: "obviously never. it's grass, dumbass,"
Theo: "what the fuck?"

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Ni-Ki: "what are you doing?"
NaRi, googling Japanese baby names: "producer shit."

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NaRi, tweeting on sunshinemin: "one like and i'll travel to korea and burn cube down."
NaRi: *likes her own tweet*
NaRi, looks across the street at Cube: "let's go."

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NaRi: "oh, you're allergic to peanuts?"
NaRi, a second later: "guess you can't handle these nut-"
HeeSeung, covering her mouth with his hand: "off to bed you go."

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NaRi: "bro the funniest shit just happened! so hyung-"
HaeChan, not listening: *laughs*
NaRi: "bitch what the fuck are you laughing at, i haven't even told you the story,"

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HeeSeung: "tell me something i don't know about you,"
NaRi: "i have a huge fuckin DIC-"