After a while, the shopkeeper finished painting a 'Snowy Mountain at Sunrise' and carefully brought over the entire platter of art to the previous guest.

Victor took out some money and said, "Great one! Do you paint figures, great one?"

Tyron knew what his intention was, and so, he casually pulled down his scarf.

The shopkeeper's eyes stopped on Tyron's face. His nose flared, and his eyes lit up. He was dazed for a while before saying, "I... I might not be able to draw it very alike... eighty or ninety percent, maybe."

He paused for a moment, then snuck another peek, and changed his words, "Fifty or sixty percent."

Victor smiled, "It doesn't have to be very similar. I just have one request--ugly!"

Shopkeeper: "......"

Victor placed two large bills on the table and smiled, "Would you please make sugar paintings of the two of us? As ugly as you can make them. Give us a chance to make fun of each other."

Tyron also felt that this child was really able to play around, and he pressed his lips together to hold back his smile.

A few minutes later, the shopkeeper first finished Tyron's little sugar man. He'd really scratched his head and tried to use his imagination, making the sugar man's face as big as a basin, setting his facial features askew, and giving him uneven-sized eyes. A pair of short hands were casually inserted into a bucket-like waist, and his figure looked like a round teapot with a fat stomach.


Victor acted like he'd found a treasure as he picked it up carefully, looking at it with loving eyes, "Male god! You're so beautiful! You're always the most attractive person in my eyes, kiss kiss!"

Tyron: "......"

A while later, Victor's little sugar man was also done. This time, his head was triangular, his ears crooked on his head, and his facial features squished together. His feet were spread apart like a compass, and he had bulging goldfish eyes.

Tyron picked it up, looked at it silently for a while, then said to the shopkeeper, "You treated us differently."

The shopkeeper trembled.

Tyron continued, "Why is he still so cute?"

Victor covered his face and snickered.

The shopkeeper: "......" Damn it. I have to get fed dog food while doing business. Can I just admit that I lose?

The angry single-dog shopkeeper raised his hand and broke the nose off of Victor's face. Taking advantage of how it hadn't dried fully, he stuck it on top of Tyron's nose and said coldly, "Is it ugly enough now?"

Victor: "......"

A moment later, the husband and husband pair walked away with one little sugar man without a nose and one little sugar man with a nose as big as an egg.

As they were walking, the super big nose that was actually two in one slipped down in disgrace, sliding all the way down from the Tyron sugar man's face to stop at the crotch before getting stuck again.

Oh, that visual effect was too dirty.

So dirty that they couldn't look on.

Victor's face was red as he hurriedly took it off while nobody was watching. He thought about how there was nowhere to put the sugar, so he placed it in his mouth.

He tasted it and felt that it was very sweet. His tongue swept around the smooth surface, and based on the shape of his mouth, it was clear that he was sucking on the candy with great relish.

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